1 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:56,491 - ♪ I RISE TO A COLOR ♪ 2 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,406 ♪ SOME SHADE BUT ANOTHER ♪ 3 00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:02,671 ♪ THAN YELLOW, GREEN, OR BLUE ♪ 4 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:03,759 ♪ THE SOUNDS OF ♪ 5 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:04,716 ♪ HAMMERS BANGING ♪ 6 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:05,804 ♪ TICK TOCK ♪ 7 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:06,849 ♪ THE CLOCK IS HANGING ♪ 8 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:07,763 ♪ IN THE EAR OF ♪ 9 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:10,896 ♪ YESTERDAY'S FOOL ♪ 10 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:12,507 ♪ I WAIT FOR AN HOUR ♪ 11 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,683 ♪ JUST TO GET IN THE SHOWER ♪ 12 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:18,165 ♪ AND WASH MY FACE IN THE SINK ♪ 13 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:35,617 ♪ OUTSIDE IT'S WINTER WEATHER ♪ 14 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:37,749 ♪ THE CALENDAR KNOWS BETTER ♪ 15 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:41,884 ♪ SOMEHOW IT'S A SUMMER'S DAY ♪ 16 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:44,060 ♪ THE CHILL HAS ME FREEZING ♪ 17 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,062 ♪ THERMOMETER'S BEEN EASING ♪ 18 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:47,803 ♪ TO A HUNDRED BELOW ♪ 19 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:50,153 ♪ IN THE SHADE ♪ 20 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,720 ♪ AS RAIN FILLS THE SKY ♪ 21 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:54,070 ♪ DON'T ASK ME WHY ♪ 22 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:56,203 ♪ IT COULD SNOW IN A MOMENT ♪ 23 00:01:56,290 --> 00:02:02,209 ♪ I THINK ♪ 24 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:07,083 ♪ BUT IT'S A FABULOUS DAY ♪ 25 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,389 ♪ FABULOUS ♪ 26 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:09,999 - OKAY, PEOPLE. 27 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:11,479 LET'S REMEMBER WHAT ARISTOTLE 28 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:12,654 SAID. 29 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:14,743 THE AIM OF ART IS TO REPRESENT 30 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,832 NOT THE OUTWARD APPEARANCE 31 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,095 OF THINGS BUT THEIR INWARD 32 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:21,097 SIGNIFICANCE. 33 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:22,794 ALL RIGHT, DOES ANYBODY HAVE 34 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:27,016 ANY QUESTIONS? 35 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,931 DYLAN. 36 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:31,194 - WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM? 37 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:32,195 - WHAT? 38 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:35,677 WELL...I... 39 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,983 UH, RIGHT. 40 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,159 YOU KNOW WHAT? 41 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:40,247 IF THERE AREN'T ANY QUESTIONS 42 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:41,857 ABOUT ART SPECIFICALLY, 43 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:44,599 THEN I THINK THAT'S IT 44 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:45,774 FOR TODAY. 45 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:46,644 YES, DYLAN, DO YOU HAVE TO GO 46 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:47,645 TO THE BATHROOM? 47 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:48,864 - NO, I WANT TO KNOW 48 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:50,126 WHERE BABIES COME FROM. 49 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,040 - I KNOW. 50 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:52,215 I HEARD YOU. 51 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:54,130 BUT WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME. 52 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:55,653 SO MAYBE WE'LL TACKLE THAT 53 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:56,872 SUBJECT NEXT WEEK. 54 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:57,699 - BUT WE STILL HAVE 55 00:02:57,786 --> 00:02:58,874 TWO MINUTES. 56 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:00,832 - THANK YOU FOR THAT, LUCY. 57 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:01,964 BUT PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND 58 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:03,139 IF YOU WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO 59 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:04,793 THE CLASS. 60 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,447 - WE STILL HAVE TWO MINUTES. 61 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:08,144 - OKAY, DYLAN, UM... 62 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,319 I THINK IT'S BEST IF YOU ASK 63 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:12,192 YOUR MOM AND DAD ABOUT THAT. 64 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:13,976 - I'LL TELL YOU LATER, DYLAN. 65 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:14,803 I KNOW. 66 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,457 - WAIT, NO, NO. 67 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:17,806 I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA 68 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:18,763 EITHER. 69 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:19,677 - WELL, WHERE DO BABIES 70 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:20,852 COME FROM? 71 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:21,984 - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT WHEN 72 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:22,854 I TELL YOU. 73 00:03:22,941 --> 00:03:24,160 IT'S WEIRD. 74 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:25,988 - WHOA, WHOA, IT'S NOT WEIRD. 75 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:27,163 IT'S NOT WEIRD. 76 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,730 IT'S, UH--IT'S NATURAL. 77 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,819 PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO REGGIE 78 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:31,907 ABOUT THIS. 79 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:33,169 - WHO SHOULD WE LISTEN TO? 80 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:34,214 - ME, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME. 81 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:35,302 I'M AN ADULT. 82 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:36,433 I KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS. 83 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,478 - WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM? 84 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:38,435 - I'LL DRAW IT FOR YOU. 85 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:39,741 - NO, REGGIE, REG-- 86 00:03:39,828 --> 00:03:41,743 OKAY, DYLAN, YOU HAVE A MAN 87 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:42,744 AND A WOMAN, AND-- 88 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:44,180 - WHAT IF IT'S TWO MEN 89 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,137 OR TWO WOMEN? 90 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,748 - THANK YOU AGAIN, LUCY. 91 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:49,054 BUT PLEASE, RAISE YOUR HAND. 92 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:50,665 OKAY, SO YOU HAVE A MAN AND 93 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:51,709 A WOMAN... 94 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:52,710 - HERE, IT'S LIKE THIS. 95 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:53,494 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 96 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:56,236 NO, SORRY. 97 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,498 IT'S LIKE THIS. 98 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,021 PLEASE SIT DOWN, REGGIE. 99 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:00,152 THERE'S A MAN AND A WOMAN 100 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,243 WHO ARE HUSBAND AND WIFE... 101 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,027 YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER, 102 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:06,202 OKAY? 103 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,944 AND THEY HAVE A SPECIAL BOND. 104 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:11,207 THEY... 105 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:13,253 THEY HUG DEEPLY. 106 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,732 AND THEN, NINE MONTHS LATER-- 107 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:17,387 - THEY HUG FOR NINE MONTHS? 108 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:19,084 - NO, THEY'RE LUCKY IF THEY 109 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:20,085 HUG FOR NINE MINUTES. 110 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:21,870 BUT THE POINT IS, 111 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,219 BECAUSE OF THIS BOND, 112 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:26,222 MUCH, MUCH LATER, 113 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:27,963 A BABY ARRIVES. 114 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,965 - FROM A STORK? 115 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:31,358 - YES. 116 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:33,751 YES, DYLAN, FROM A STORK. 117 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,231 - IS A STORK ANOTHER NAME 118 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:37,277 FOR A VAGINA? 119 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:12,007 - I THINK BABIES COME FROM... 120 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:14,575 - UM... 121 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:17,099 - HMM... 122 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:18,927 - I DON'T KNOW THAT. 123 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:22,278 - FROM... 124 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:24,106 - I THINK THAT BABIES COME FROM 125 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:25,281 THE SKY. 126 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:27,588 - FROM A TRUCK. 127 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:29,329 - I THINK BABIES COME FROM 128 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,808 THEIR MOTHER OR FATHER'S 129 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:31,635 STOMACH. 130 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:32,984 - A TRUCK? 131 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:35,030 THAT'S--THAT'S THE SILLIEST 132 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:37,032 THING I EVER HEARD. 133 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:39,426 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT ONE TIME, 134 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:40,949 I SAW ON THE COMPUTER 135 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:43,995 A PANDA HAVING A BABY. 136 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:46,215 AND IT JUST, LIKE, SHOOTS OUT 137 00:05:46,302 --> 00:05:47,303 LIKE--BUUCCH! 138 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,392 AROUND 5 FEET. 139 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:50,785 AND I THINK THAT'S HOW 140 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:52,526 BABIES COME FROM. 141 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,789 - YEAH, A TRUCK! 142 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,225 - I THINK BABIES COME FROM 143 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:57,531 A BABY STORE. 144 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:59,359 - IF THEY WANT TO BUY THE BABY, 145 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:00,360 THEN THEY NEED TO JUST 146 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:02,623 PICK THEM UP. 147 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,799 - BUT--BUT DO WE HAVE SOME-- 148 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:05,626 BUT DO WE-- 149 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:27,343 DID YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE OUT 150 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,170 OF SOAP? 151 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:29,345 - YEAH. 152 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:30,825 - YEAH? 153 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,217 YOU KNEW AND YOU DIDN'T SAY 154 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:33,654 ANYTHING OR GOD FORBID, MAYBE 155 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:34,698 REPLACE THE SOAP? 156 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:35,656 - I DID REPLACE IT. 157 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:36,483 - NO, YOU DIDN'T. 158 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:37,440 - YEAH, I DID. 159 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:38,615 - HEY, I WAS JUST IN THE 160 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:39,660 SHOWER, AND THERE WAS NO SOAP. 161 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:40,878 - OH, WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE 162 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:43,098 I HID IT UNDER THE LOOFAH. 163 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:44,099 MM-HMM. 164 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:45,230 - YOU--YOU HIDE SOAP? 165 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:46,406 - MM-HMM. 166 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:47,145 - YOU HIDE SOAP FROM ME, WHY? 167 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:48,277 - PAYBACK. 168 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:49,191 BESIDES THE FACT THAT YOU NEVER 169 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:50,018 REPLACE THE SOAP, 170 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:51,236 YOU NEVER REPLACE 171 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,413 THE TOILET PAPER. 172 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,849 - WELL, I NEVER FINISH-- 173 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:55,980 - LEAVING ONE SQUARE 174 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,242 ON THE ROLL IS FINISHING IT. 175 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:58,418 - NO, NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? 176 00:06:58,505 --> 00:06:59,419 BY DEFINITION, "FINISHING IT" 177 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:00,420 IS FINISHING IT. 178 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:01,203 AND IF I FINISHED IT, 179 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,334 I'D REPLACE IT. 180 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,466 - THE ONLY REASON YOU NEVER 181 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:04,598 FINISH IT IS BECAUSE YOU USE 182 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:05,773 KLEENEX INSTEAD OF TOILET PAPER 183 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:06,513 WHEN IT'S DOWN TO ONE SQUARE. 184 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,470 - HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? 185 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:08,428 - BECAUSE I TESTED YOU. 186 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:09,559 THE LAST TIME THERE WAS 187 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:10,517 ONE SQUARE LEFT ON THE ROLL, 188 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:11,605 IT LASTED SIX DAYS. 189 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:12,867 SO THAT MEANS YOU EITHER WIPED 190 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:13,911 YOUR BUTT WITH KLEENEX 191 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:14,738 OR YOU NEED MORE FIBER 192 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:15,696 IN YOUR DIET. 193 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:16,871 - SO WHAT DID YOU DO FOR 194 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,394 SIX DAYS WITH NO TOILET PAPER? 195 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:21,223 - I HID IT BEHIND THE PLUNGER. 196 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:22,311 - I LOVE YOU. 197 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:23,443 - YOU SHOULD. 198 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:24,531 WITHOUT ME, YOU'D BE WALKING 199 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:25,532 AROUND WITH DINGLEBERRIES 200 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:26,794 BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. 201 00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:28,709 - YOU'RE DISGUSTING. 202 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:29,840 - WELL, YOU'RE LAZY. 203 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,059 - WELL, THANK GOD I'M LAZY, 204 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:32,060 BECAUSE LAZY PEOPLE ARE THE 205 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:32,887 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE 206 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:33,627 IN THE WORLD. 207 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:34,802 - OH, YEAH? 208 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:36,412 - YEAH, YEAH, LAZINESS BREEDS 209 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:37,631 EFFICIENCY. 210 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:39,241 IT'S BECAUSE OF THE LAZY PEOPLE 211 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:41,243 THAT WE HAVE REMOTE CONTROL, 212 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:43,158 AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION, GO-GURT. 213 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:44,115 - GO-GURT? 214 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:44,899 - IT'S ALL THE HANDIWORK 215 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:47,336 OF THE LAZIES. 216 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:50,078 HEY. 217 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:51,253 I LOVE YOU. 218 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:54,256 - YEAH. 219 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:56,737 - YEAH? 220 00:07:56,824 --> 00:08:00,262 I LOVE YOU TOO MAYBE? 221 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:01,306 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WOULD BE 222 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,395 NICE TO HEAR. 223 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:11,055 - I SHOULD GO. 224 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:11,839 - WHY, YOU DON'T WANT TO 225 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:12,579 SPEND THE NIGHT? 226 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,102 - NO, I WANT TO, 227 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,799 BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU 228 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:18,367 TO KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF. 229 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:19,934 - I SWEAR I WON'T TOUCH YOU. 230 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,283 - YEAH, LAST TIME 231 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,937 YOU SAID THAT, I GOT ABOUT 232 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,547 15 MINUTES OF SLEEP. 233 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:25,809 - WELL, STAY THE NIGHT AND 234 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,681 I CAN PROMISE YOU AT LEAST 30. 235 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:33,121 NO, OH, TIFF, PLEASE. 236 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,209 I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 237 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:35,297 I GOT DEADLINES; I CAN'T. 238 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:36,994 - OH, YUCK, DEADLINES. 239 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,387 YOU SOUND LIKE MY EX. 240 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,171 - I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT. 241 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:41,521 - ME TOO. 242 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,131 - BUT I WISH YOU WOULDN'T PAY 243 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:43,958 FOR DINNER. 244 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:44,785 - I DIDN'T. 245 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:45,873 NED DID. 246 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,178 THAT'S THE JOY OF ALIMONY. 247 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:48,353 - STILL, IF WE WANT THIS TO 248 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,485 WORK OUT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO 249 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:50,791 START TREATING ME LIKE AN ADULT. 250 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:51,705 - I AGREE. 251 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,402 I UNDERSTAND 100%. 252 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:55,317 YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR LACES? 253 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:57,580 - HA-HA-HA. 254 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:58,973 SO WHEN DOES JENNA GET BACK FROM 255 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,627 SPRING BREAK? 256 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:01,584 - DID YOU JUST SAY THAT 257 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,151 TO MAKE ME FEEL OLD? 258 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,500 - NO, NO, I JUST WANT TO KNOW 259 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:05,719 HOW MUCH LONGER I HAVE YOU 260 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:06,981 TO MYSELF BEFORE YOUR TEENAGE 261 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:08,330 DAUGHTER COMES HOME. 262 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,811 - MM-HMM. 263 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:11,942 I WILL SNEAK YOU IN 264 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:12,813 THROUGH THE BEDROOM WINDOW. 265 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:13,640 - OH, MY GOD. 266 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,912 - MM-MM, NO, NO. 267 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,000 NO, I GOT TO-- 268 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:26,957 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 269 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:27,871 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 270 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,046 - WHAT AM I DOING? 271 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:29,830 - YOU'RE TRYING TO SEDUCE ME, 272 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:30,700 MRS. MILTON. 273 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,833 - OH, THAT'S A CHEAP SHOT. 274 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,095 RUN ALONG, LITTLE BOY. 275 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:36,010 GO HOME. 276 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,185 - SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF DAYS? 277 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,929 WILL? 278 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,104 COULD YOU DO ME A QUICK FAVOR 279 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,366 BEFORE YOU GO? 280 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,020 THERE'S A BOX IN THE STUDY. 281 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:47,151 COULD YOU JUST CLOSE IT UP 282 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:47,935 AND PUT IT ON THE TOP SHELF 283 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,110 OF THE CLOSET? 284 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:50,633 - YEAH, SURE. 285 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,069 - THANKS. 286 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:57,379 AND DON'T LOOK INSIDE. 287 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:00,556 - I LOVE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 288 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:02,558 WHEN DID YOU MOVE IN? 289 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,038 - UM, I DON'T KNOW, 290 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,867 ABOUT A MONTH AGO. 291 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,092 I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE 292 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,441 WITH THE PLACE. 293 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,226 - THANKS. 294 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:21,577 I'M STILL UNPACKING OBVIOUSLY. 295 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,405 CAN I, UM, OFFER YOU SOMETHING 296 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:24,362 TO DRINK? 297 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:25,363 AND PLEASE SAY BEER. 298 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,148 IF YOU DON'T SAY BEER, 299 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:28,671 I CAN ONLY OFFER YOU 300 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:29,977 SOME RUBBING ALCOHOL 301 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:30,804 IN THE BATHROOM. 302 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,067 I WOULD LOVE A BEER. 303 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,330 - GREAT. 304 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,901 - SO, UM, I GOT TO TELL YOU, 305 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,076 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. 306 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,687 YOU KNOW, MOST OF MY BLIND DATES 307 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,429 END DISASTROUSLY. 308 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,692 - WELL, WE STILL HAVE TIME. 309 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,758 SO WHAT DID WENDY TELL YOU 310 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:12,846 ABOUT ME? 311 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,369 - UH, THAT YOU HAD A GREAT 312 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,500 PERSONALITY. 313 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:16,632 - UGH, AND YOU STILL WANTED 314 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,851 TO GO OUT WITH ME? 315 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,723 - AND THAT YOU WERE EASY. 316 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,640 I AM NOT EASY. 317 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:28,600 I'M JUST--I'M HIGHLY AMENABLE. 318 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:45,748 WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T KISS ME. 319 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,517 - SHOULD WE DO IT NOW? 320 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:20,043 - NO, LET'S WAIT. 321 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:20,870 - WHAT'S WRONG? 322 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,959 - NOTHING. 323 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:31,707 - AM I STILL WAITING? 324 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,536 - MM-HMM. 325 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,538 - OKAY. 326 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,547 - OKAY, THIS IS GONNA HURT ME 327 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:46,461 A LOT MORE THAN IT'S GONNA 328 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:47,462 HURT YOU. 329 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:48,115 - JUST--LET'S DO THIS. 330 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,246 - OKAY. 331 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,247 I'M REALLY AFRAID I'M NOT GONNA 332 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:51,379 BE VERY GOOD AT THIS. 333 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:52,380 - I--I'M A LITTLE AFRAID OF 334 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,207 THAT TOO, BUT I THINK 335 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:53,990 WE CAN DO IT. 336 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:54,556 - WHOO, OH, GOD. 337 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:55,383 - OKAY? 338 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,514 - WHAT DO I DO? 339 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,472 DO I JAM THE WHOLE THING IN? 340 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:58,212 - HOLD IT LIKE A PENCIL. 341 00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,169 - THE TIP? 342 00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,301 - HOLD IT LIKE A PENCIL. 343 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:01,258 HOLD IT AT A 90-DEGREE ANGLE 344 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,346 TO MY SKIN AND THEN YOU JUST-- 345 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,391 JUST DO IT REALLY QUICKLY 346 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,566 LIKE A DART, LIKE A DART. 347 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:05,436 - OKAY, BUT I DON'T 348 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:06,611 THROW IT IN. 349 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:07,699 - I'M--SHOULD I JUST GET BETSY 350 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,657 TO DO THIS AT THE OFFICE? 351 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:09,614 BECAUSE... 352 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:10,572 - NO, NO, I CAN DO THIS. 353 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:11,486 - AND DON'T FORGET. 354 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:12,617 WHEN YOU PUT THE-- 355 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:13,749 AFTER YOU PUT THE NEEDLE IN, 356 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:14,271 JUST PULL IT OUT A TINY BIT, 357 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,229 CHECK FOR BLOOD. 358 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,360 IF THERE'S NO BLOOD, 359 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,753 THEN PUT THE MEDICINE IN, OKAY? 360 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,276 - OKAY, BUT IF THERE'S BLOOD, 361 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,234 YOU KNOW, LIKE I MIGHT-- 362 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,061 I MIGHT PASS OUT. 363 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:21,975 - I KNOW. 364 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,150 - LIKE, FOR REAL. 365 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,107 - THERE'S NOT GONNA BE BLOOD. 366 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,239 - OKAY, BUT IF THERE IS, 367 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,414 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NEEDLE STUCK 368 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,284 IN YOUR BUTT, AND I'M GONNA BE 369 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,416 PASSED OUT ON THE GROUND. 370 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:29,330 MAYBE I SHOULD PUT SOME PILLOWS 371 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,287 DOWN OR SOMETHING 372 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,071 LIKE A STUNTMAN HAS. 373 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:31,811 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 374 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:32,986 AM I JUST GONNA DO THIS? 375 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:33,987 - I DON'T WANT TO HURT MYSELF. 376 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:34,944 - GIVE ME THE NEEDLE. 377 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:35,727 GIVE ME THE NEEDLE. 378 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,641 - OH, NO-NO, NO. 379 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:37,120 I'M GONNA DO THIS. 380 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:37,860 LET'S GO. 381 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:38,948 I'M READY. 382 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:39,731 - I KNOW; YOU CAN DO THIS. 383 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,471 - ON THREE. 384 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:41,124 - MM-HMM. 385 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:41,951 - ONE. 386 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:42,822 - YEAH. 387 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:43,648 - TWO. 388 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:44,562 - OKAY. 389 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:45,302 - TWO AND A HALF. 390 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,129 - BRIAN. 391 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,087 OW, OW! 392 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:47,870 - SORRY, I'M SORRY. 393 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:48,697 - FUCKER! 394 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:49,654 THAT HURTS. 395 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:50,786 - YOU SAID LIKE A DART. 396 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:51,700 - WELL, NOT LIKE A FRICKIN' 397 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:52,614 JAVELIN. 398 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:53,528 - WELL, I'M SORRY. 399 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:54,659 WHAT DO I DO NOW? 400 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:55,747 - UGH, PULL IT OUT A LITTLE 401 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:56,444 BIT, SEE IF THERE'S BLOOD. 402 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,401 - OKAY. 403 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,838 - OH, THAT'S HURTING ME. 404 00:13:58,925 --> 00:13:59,839 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 405 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:00,970 NO--THERE'S NO BLOOD. 406 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:01,928 - GOOD, THEN WOULD YOU PUSH 407 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,103 THE MEDICINE IN? 408 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,278 - OKAY, I'M GO-- 409 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,235 - UGH. 410 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:05,932 - CAN YOU BE NICE TO ME? 411 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,107 - CAN-- 412 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,630 I HAVE GOT A NEEDLE IN MY ASS 413 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:09,718 RIGHT NOW! 414 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:10,371 - OKAY, OKAY, HERE WE GO. 415 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,111 READY? 416 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,287 - OH, OW! 417 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,244 - EWW, GROSS. 418 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,289 OKAY, IT'S SO GROSS. 419 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,638 OKAY, OKAY. 420 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:17,639 THE MEDICINE'S IN. 421 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,554 - OKAY, GREAT, GREAT. 422 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:20,381 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 423 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,208 - I DON'T KNOW. 424 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,122 I'M WAITING. 425 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,297 WHAT DO I DO NOW? 426 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,080 - GET YOURSELF A HAM SANDWICH. 427 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,168 PULL IT OUT! 428 00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,517 ACH. 429 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:27,475 - OH, THERE'S BLOOD, BABE. 430 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:28,563 OH, THERE'S BLOOD. 431 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,520 - OF COURSE THERE'S BLOOD, 432 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,478 YOU FRICKIN' STABBED ME. 433 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:31,392 - OH, I DON'T FEEL GOOD. 434 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,175 - FOR GOD'S SAKE. 435 00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:32,828 - ARE YOU OKAY? 436 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:33,394 - YES! 437 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,221 - ARE YOU OKAY? 438 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,048 I'M SORRY. 439 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:35,918 I'M SORRY, BABE. 440 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:36,876 - AHH. 441 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:37,877 THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK. 442 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,052 - SO MUCH BLOOD, BABE. 443 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:39,661 - NEXT TIME, I'M JUST DOING IT 444 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:40,749 MYSELF. 445 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:41,706 - THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD. 446 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,927 - UGH, YOU ARE A CHAMP. 447 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:54,328 - SHH, COME ON, COME ON. 448 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,679 COME ON, COME ON. 449 00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,724 UH, HONEY? 450 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:00,856 - IN THE BATHROOM. 451 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,684 - YEAH, I THINK HE'S HUNGRY. 452 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:03,554 - MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME, 453 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:04,686 SWEETIE. 454 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:05,774 I SAID I'M IN THE BATHROOM. 455 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:06,906 - YEAH. 456 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,081 - YOU THINK YOU COULD DEAL WITH 457 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,517 OUR KID FOR, LIKE, ONE SECOND? 458 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,345 - YEAH, I GOT HIM. 459 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,347 I'M JUST SAYING... 460 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,871 OH, SHH. 461 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,612 OH, SHH. 462 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,440 OH, SHH. 463 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,268 HEY, HEY, HEY. 464 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,399 SHE'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 465 00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:23,879 SAMMY, COME ON. 466 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,011 COME ON. 467 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,751 BABY? 468 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,710 AH. 469 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,407 SHH, HERE SHE COMES. 470 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,713 - COME HERE. 471 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,555 - MORNING. 472 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,991 - HEY, DID YOU TAKE A SHOWER? 473 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,079 - WHY? 474 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,167 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHY?" 475 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,255 YOU WERE JUST ALL SWEATY. 476 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,343 - I'M NOT SWEATY ANYMORE. 477 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,215 - WELL, YOU--STILL ON YOU. 478 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,738 - YOU KNOW, WE SWEAT IN THIS 479 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,435 BED MORE THAN WE SLEEP IN IT. 480 00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,436 - THAT'S SEX SWEAT, 481 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,960 NOT BASKETBALL SWEAT. 482 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,135 - THERE'S A DIFFERENCE? 483 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,397 - YES, DID YOU TAKE A SHOWER? 484 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:04,224 - DID YOU HEAR ME 485 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:05,355 TAKE A SHOWER? 486 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:06,574 - GO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, 487 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,531 HON. 488 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:08,924 - BABE, I'M NOT SWEATY. 489 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,926 I'M NOT SWEATY. 490 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,276 MMM. 491 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,670 - YOU TASTE SWEATY. 492 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:16,932 - WHAT DOES SWEAT TASTE LIKE? 493 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,934 - SALT, YOU TASTE SALTY. 494 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:19,979 - MAYBE IT IS SALT. 495 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,154 - MMM? 496 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,155 - MAYBE I SALTED MY WHOLE BODY 497 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:22,982 BEFORE I CAME IN HERE. 498 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,810 - AH, DID YOU? 499 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:26,811 - NO. 500 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,813 - NO, YOU DIDN'T, NO. 501 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,946 SO WHY DON'T YOU... 502 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:31,947 - MMM. 503 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,949 - GO TAKE A SHOWER? 504 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,258 OKAY. 505 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,781 PAIN IN MY ASS. 506 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:40,608 - I LOVE YOU. 507 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:41,435 THANK YOU. 508 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,611 - FUCK YOU! 509 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:58,800 - YOU DANCING? 510 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,280 BA-BA-BA-BA. 511 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,672 - ♪ AS WE CUT OFF ♪ 512 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:05,285 ♪ OUR LEGS AND HEADS ♪ 513 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,808 ♪ PEOPLE LOOK ROUND ♪ 514 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,331 - CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 515 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,245 - HI. 516 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,377 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 517 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:13,467 - UM, COKE, FRIES, A BURGER 518 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,208 WITH EVERYTHING. 519 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,818 - ALL RIGHT. 520 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:18,907 WILL THAT BE ALL? 521 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,518 - COULD YOU GIVE US ONE SECOND? 522 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:22,737 BEFORE YOU ORDER THAT, 523 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,130 I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT 524 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,740 THAT WHEN COWS ARE SLAUGHTERED, 525 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,307 THEY ARE SHOCKED WITH ELECTRIC 526 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,569 PRODS AND HERDED ONTO 527 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:29,526 THE KILLING FLOOR. 528 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,527 THEN THEY ARE HOISTED UP 529 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:31,833 BY ONE LEG AND HUNG ON 530 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,964 A PROCESSING LINE. 531 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,531 THEN THEIR NECKS ARE SLIT OPEN, 532 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:35,706 CUTTING THE JUGULAR VEIN 533 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,143 AS THEY SLOWLY BLEED TO DEATH. 534 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,840 - HELLO, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 535 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,016 - IF--IF THEY HAPPEN TO SOMEHOW 536 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,409 MIRACULOUSLY CHEAT DEATH, 537 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,019 THEN THE ANIMALS ARE FULLY 538 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,194 CONSCIOUS AS THEY REACH 539 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,717 THE SCALDING TANK, AS THEY MOO 540 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:47,849 FOR MERCY WHILE THEY'RE BEING 541 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:52,027 BOILED ALIVE. 542 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,596 SO TELL ME, 543 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,510 DO YOU WANT TO 544 00:17:56,597 --> 00:18:00,905 CHANGE YOUR ORDER? 545 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:03,952 - DEFINITELY CHANGING MY ORDER. 546 00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:09,914 UM, COULD YOU HOLD THE MAYO? 547 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:10,872 - AND YOU? 548 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,526 - SORRY ABOUT THAT. 549 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,528 SO WE'LL TAKE A COMBINATION 550 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,965 NUMBER ONE, NO MAYO, 551 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,923 AND A CAESAR SALAD, 552 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:19,881 DRESSING ON THE SIDE WITH 553 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,535 A DIET COKE, THANKS. 554 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,624 - CHICKEN CAESAR? 555 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,328 - HEY, BABY. 556 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:42,991 WHAT THE FUCK? 557 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,471 - GET YOUR SHIT OUT! 558 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:45,298 - PUT THE FUCKING BAT DOWN. 559 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:46,386 - SHUT UP! 560 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,561 JUST SHUT UP AND GET OUT! 561 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:48,562 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO 562 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:52,479 LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. 563 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,568 - THAT WAS A $900 TV. 564 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:55,786 - GET OUT, ERIC. 565 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,005 - JESUS CHRIST, CARLA, 566 00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:57,832 WOULD YOU LOOK WHAT YOU DID 567 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,442 TO THE TV? 568 00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:00,617 THAT'S MY BAT. 569 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:01,444 THAT'S MY SIGNED YANKEES BAT. 570 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:02,532 YOU KNOW WHAT? 571 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:03,620 I'M NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION 572 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:04,404 THE FUCKIN' BAT RIGHT NOW! 573 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:04,795 - GET OUT, ERIC. 574 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,623 GET OUT! 575 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,755 DON'T TALK TO ME. 576 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,322 DON'T LOOK AT ME. 577 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,279 JUST GET OUT. 578 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,281 IT'S OVER, GOOD-BYE. 579 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:15,110 - ♪ GUITAR ON THE FLOOR ♪ 580 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:18,244 ♪ AND MY GIRL ON HIS LAP ♪ 581 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:21,203 ♪ SO I TAPPED OFF ♪ 582 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,031 - YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME WHY? 583 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:23,945 WHY DID I FUCK UP 584 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:24,815 THE TELEVISION? 585 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:25,729 YOU JUST SAID, 586 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:26,687 THAT'S A $900 TV. 587 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:27,992 THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY. 588 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,429 NOT, "CARLA, CLEARLY SOMETHING 589 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:30,386 IS WRONG. 590 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,474 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS." 591 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,128 NO, "THAT WAS A $900 TV." 592 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,348 OH, "YOU RUINED MY BAT"? 593 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:36,523 - WE-- 594 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,307 - ERIC, I AM SICK OF IT, ERIC. 595 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,004 I AM SICK OF YOUR SELFISH-- 596 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:43,269 ME, ME, ME, ME--ALL THE TIME. 597 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,226 IF JUST ONCE 598 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,619 YOU THOUGHT OF ME FIRST. 599 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,316 IF JUST ONCE YOU SAID 600 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,448 THE RIGHT THING, 601 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,450 DID THE RIGHT THING FOR ME. 602 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:51,407 IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? 603 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,234 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, 604 00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:53,279 WAIT A MINUTE. 605 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:54,454 OF COURSE, I AM GONNA MAKE A BIG 606 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:55,629 DEAL ABOUT THIS. 607 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,152 YOU JUST DEEP TO THE OUTFIELD 608 00:19:57,239 --> 00:20:00,155 WITH THE FUCKIN' FLAT SCREEN. 609 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,157 NOW, WHAT IS WRONG? 610 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:02,984 - YOU. 611 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:03,811 YOU ARE WRONG. 612 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:04,638 - WHY ME? 613 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:05,552 - THE MONEY. 614 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,901 YOU TOOK MY MONEY. 615 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:07,989 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 616 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,077 OUR MONEY--IT IS OUR BANK 617 00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,165 ACCOUNT. 618 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,079 - WHO PUT THAT MONEY INTO 619 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,081 OUR BANK ACCOUNT? 620 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,169 - THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 621 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,302 - ERIC, I HAD BEEN SAVING 622 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:19,522 THAT MONEY FOR TWO YEARS. 623 00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:20,349 WHAT WAS IT? 624 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,307 BASKETBALL? 625 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,525 FOOTBALL? 626 00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:23,657 FUCKING ICE SKATING? 627 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,180 - LOOK, I WILL GET IT BACK. 628 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,660 - GREAT. 629 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,009 YOU CAN MAIL ME THAT MONEY 630 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,837 FROM YOUR NEW ADDRESS. 631 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:30,664 - I'LL GET IT BACK. 632 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:31,752 I PROMISE. 633 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,188 - I AM NOT BETTING ON YOU 634 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,494 ANYMORE, ERIC. 635 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:39,194 - ♪ I KILLED ROBERT JOHNSON ♪ 636 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,761 ♪ WITH STRYCHNINE ♪ 637 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:43,111 ♪ RODE DOWN, RODE DOWN ♪ 638 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,809 ♪ RODE DOWN ♪ 639 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,206 - WHAT IS THIS? 640 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:54,775 - UH, A VIDEO CAMERA. 641 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,603 - VHS. 642 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:57,691 - YOU KNOW WHAT VHS IS? 643 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:58,822 - YES, I ONCE HEARD 644 00:20:58,909 --> 00:20:59,780 MY FOREFATHERS SPEAK OF SUCH 645 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:00,911 A DEVICE. 646 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:01,956 QUESTION IS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING 647 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,044 WITH IT? 648 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,045 - I FOUND IT IN THE ATTIC. 649 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,220 I WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, 650 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,352 REMINISCING, LOOKING AT SOME 651 00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,092 OLD VIDEO. 652 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:09,529 - VIDEO? 653 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,313 WHAT KIND OF VIDEO? 654 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,361 - PERSONAL VIDEO. 655 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,232 - A SEX TAPE? 656 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,059 - I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO GET 657 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:19,060 TO WORK. 658 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,236 - ANSWER THE QUESTION. 659 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,368 - YES, WILL, I WAS LOOKING AT 660 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,805 OLD SEX TAPES. 661 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,633 - TAPES? 662 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,288 WELL, HOW MANY HAVE YOU...MADE? 663 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,811 - A FEW... 664 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,726 DOZEN. 665 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:33,727 WHAT? 666 00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:34,554 OH, COME ON, IT'S NOT 667 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:35,511 A COMPETITION. 668 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:36,338 LIKE, YOU'VE NEVER MADE 669 00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,426 A SEX TAPE. 670 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:38,558 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, I SEXTED 671 00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,473 A GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL ONCE. 672 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,648 - SEXTED? 673 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:42,779 - YEAH, I TEXTED HER A PICTURE 674 00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:43,650 OF MY DICK, AND SHE SENT ME 675 00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,391 A PICTURE OF HER BOOBS. 676 00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:49,743 - WOW, THAT SOUNDS FUN. 677 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:51,092 - OH, THAT'S IT. 678 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:52,180 IT'S ON. 679 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:53,094 - WHAT? 680 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,095 WHAT IS ON? 681 00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:54,878 - OH, WE'RE GONNA MAKE 682 00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:55,836 A SEX TAPE. 683 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:56,967 AND IT'S GONNA BE SO HOT 684 00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,142 THAT THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY ASKS 685 00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,013 YOU HOW MANY SEX TAPES YOU'VE 686 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,406 MADE, YOU'RE ONLY GONNA BE ABLE 687 00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:03,191 TO THINK OF ONE. 688 00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:06,803 - OH, MAKING BABIES IS HARD. 689 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,414 HOW OFTEN DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS? 690 00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,329 - THREE TIMES A WEEK. 691 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,504 - OOH, NO, NO, ACTUALLY 692 00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:12,374 THAT'S NOT GOOD. 693 00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:13,462 - OH, I KNOW. 694 00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:14,637 THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING. 695 00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:15,812 - I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO 696 00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:16,552 FIND A DIFFERENT LIFE PARTNER. 697 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:17,684 - I KNOW. 698 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:18,162 I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. 699 00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:19,294 - OH. 700 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,469 - WELL, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW 701 00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:21,427 NOW WE GET TO DO THE FUN PART. 702 00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:22,341 - YOU'RE GONNA WATCH ME 703 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:23,298 PLAY VIDEO GAMES? 704 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,300 - NO, I'M OVULATING. 705 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,606 WE'RE GONNA HAVE SEX. 706 00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:28,782 - OH, NO. 707 00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:29,652 - WHAT? 708 00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:31,306 - OH, SHIT. 709 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,525 - WHAT? 710 00:22:32,612 --> 00:22:33,961 - I DID IT A LITTLE WHILE AGO 711 00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:34,962 WITH MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM. 712 00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:35,832 - BABE! 713 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,051 YOU MASTURBATED? 714 00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,226 - I HAD TO. 715 00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:39,662 - YOU CANNOT MASTURBATE WHILE 716 00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:40,837 WE ARE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT. 717 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:41,664 - WHY NOT? 718 00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:42,491 I DIDN'T KNOW. 719 00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:43,623 - I'M OVULATING! 720 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:44,624 I ONLY HAVE, LIKE, 12 HOURS! 721 00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:45,755 THIS IS IT. 722 00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:46,539 - WELL, I FORGOT--12 HOURS. 723 00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:47,366 - I DON'T CARE. 724 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:48,497 YOU KNOW WHAT? 725 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:49,324 TAKE YOUR FRICKIN' CLOTHES OFF. 726 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:50,281 WE'RE FUCKING. 727 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:50,891 - I HAVE TO TAKE A RAIN CHECK. 728 00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,066 - NOPE. 729 00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:52,893 - RESPECTFULLY, I HAVE TO TAKE 730 00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,024 A RAIN CHECK. 731 00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:55,025 - YOU CANNOT TAKE A RAIN CHECK. 732 00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:55,983 TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF. 733 00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:56,810 YOU ARE FUCKING ME RIGHT NOW. 734 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,170 - HONEY? 735 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,476 - AH, YEAH? 736 00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,173 - YOU FEEL ME WET INSIDE YOU? 737 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:16,395 - YEAH, YEAH, OH, BABY. 738 00:23:19,006 --> 00:23:20,486 - IT'S SO WET ON TOP OF YOU. 739 00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:21,443 - YEAH. 740 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:22,401 - SO WET INSIDE YOU. 741 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,054 - GOD, YEAH. 742 00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,012 - SO WHAT'S THE FUCKIN' 743 00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:26,492 BIG DEAL? 744 00:23:26,579 --> 00:23:28,058 WHY DO I GOT TO TAKE A SHOWER? 745 00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:29,146 - OH, MY GOD. 746 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:30,452 YOU--YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS 747 00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:31,584 TO DROP THIS SHIT AND MOVE ON. 748 00:23:31,671 --> 00:23:32,541 - OR WHAT? 749 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:33,673 - OR YOU'LL BE FINISHING 750 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,500 YOURSELF OFF WITH YOUR HAND 751 00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:36,240 ON THE COUCH. 752 00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,372 - I'M JUST SAYING. 753 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,504 I JUST WANT TO FUCKIN' KNOW. 754 00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:39,635 LOOK, YOU'RE SWEATIER THAN I 755 00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:40,941 EVER WAS AT MY SWEATIEST, BABY, 756 00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:42,203 AND WE'RE IN BED. 757 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,378 SO I JUST WANT TO KNOW: 758 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,597 WHY DO I GOT TO TAKE A SHOWER? 759 00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:47,034 - TEN, NINE, EIGHT-- 760 00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,122 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 761 00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:48,688 YOU GO COUNT ALL YOU WANT. 762 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:49,819 - SEVEN. 763 00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:50,646 - I'LL GO FINISH MYSELF OFF 764 00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:51,778 ON THE COUCH. 765 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:52,387 I HAVE MORE FUN WITHOUT YOU. 766 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,040 - FIVE? 767 00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:53,867 - YEAH. 768 00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:55,738 - FOUR. 769 00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:56,826 THREE. 770 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:57,566 - COME ON, GINA, DON'T BE 771 00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:58,524 A BITCH. 772 00:23:58,611 --> 00:23:59,481 - ONE. 773 00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:00,482 - FORGET IT. 774 00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:01,527 OH, YOU FUCKING SUCK. 775 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:02,397 YOU KNOW THAT? 776 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:03,398 - I KNOW. 777 00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:12,059 - WHAT'S THE DEAL? 778 00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:13,626 - WHAT DEAL? 779 00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,541 - THE STICKY NOTE? 780 00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:18,544 SWEETIE, ON THE MIRROR. 781 00:24:18,631 --> 00:24:19,545 I 'HEART' YOU? 782 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:24,158 SERIOUSLY? 783 00:24:24,245 --> 00:24:25,638 - MM-HMM, 'CAUSE I DO. 784 00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:26,508 - HMM. 785 00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:27,466 - WHAT? 786 00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:28,728 I--IT'S A SWEET NOTHING. 787 00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,556 - A SWEET NOTHING? 788 00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:32,427 MARK, COME ON. 789 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:33,559 - WHAT? 790 00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:35,909 - HONEY, NEVER ONCE IN 11 YEARS 791 00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:36,736 HAVE YOU LEFT ME 792 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:37,693 A SWEET NOTHING. 793 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:38,781 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 794 00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:39,826 YOU'RE ANGRY AT ME BECAUSE 795 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:40,957 I LEFT YOU A LOVE NOTE. 796 00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:42,350 - NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT ANGRY. 797 00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:44,483 I'M SUSPICIOUS. 798 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,441 - WELL, I'LL THINK OF THAT 799 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,138 THE NEXT TIME I FEEL LIKE DOING 800 00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:48,965 SOMETHING NICE. 801 00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:50,445 - OH, OKAY. 802 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:53,100 SO WHAT'D YOU DO? 803 00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:54,144 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 804 00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:55,102 - YOU'RE CRAZY. 805 00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:56,756 - NO, I'M NOT CRAZY. 806 00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:58,366 YOU--ONE OF TWO THINGS IS GOING 807 00:24:58,453 --> 00:24:59,498 ON HERE: EITHER YOU DID 808 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:00,934 SOMETHING, SOMETHING STUPID, 809 00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:02,022 AND THAT'S A PREEMPTIVE MOVE 810 00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:02,805 TO MAKE SURE THAT I DON'T 811 00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:03,806 GET MAD LATER; 812 00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:04,720 OR YOU WANT SOMETHING. 813 00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:05,591 - YOU'RE DERANGED. 814 00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:07,114 - REALLY, I AM? 815 00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:08,507 OKAY, WHAT'D YOU DO? 816 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:09,464 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 817 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:10,465 - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 818 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:11,379 I DON'T WANT ANYTHING. 819 00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:12,467 YOU'RE PARANOID. 820 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:13,294 - I BETTER BE. 821 00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:14,121 - YOU ARE. 822 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:14,948 - OKAY. 823 00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:15,949 - I'M CONCERNED. 824 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:17,690 - UH-HUH. 825 00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:18,604 OKAY. 826 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:19,474 - OKAY. 827 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:34,228 HONEY? 828 00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:35,664 THANK YOU FOR THE NICE... 829 00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:39,320 STICKY NOTE. 830 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:40,147 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 831 00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:46,370 - I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT 832 00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,634 YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT BEING ME. 833 00:25:48,721 --> 00:25:50,810 - SWEETIE, WE DISCUSSED THIS. 834 00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:52,507 IT'S BETTER IF IT'S YOU. 835 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:53,639 - I KNOW, BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE 836 00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:56,250 I FORCED YOU INTO THE DECISION. 837 00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:57,512 - OKAY, SO HOW IS THAT 838 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,166 DIFFERENT FROM EVERY OTHER 839 00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:00,167 DECISION WE EVER MAKE 840 00:26:00,254 --> 00:26:01,211 AS A COUPLE? 841 00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:02,212 - I JUST DON'T-- 842 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,126 - SWEETIE, IT'S GOOD. 843 00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:04,345 THIS FEELS RIGHT. 844 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:05,738 BESIDES, IF I HAVE A BABY, 845 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:06,739 I'M GONNA DIE. 846 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:07,914 HAVE YOU SEEN MY HIPS? 847 00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:08,828 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT 848 00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:10,220 MY HIPS? 849 00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:11,395 - I LOVE YOUR HIPS. 850 00:26:11,482 --> 00:26:12,527 - I KNOW, BUT IF YOU JUST WANT 851 00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:13,484 TO DISCUSS IT, THEN WE CAN TALK 852 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,573 ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW. 853 00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:15,661 - I'M HAPPY, NIK, REALLY. 854 00:26:15,748 --> 00:26:16,662 - I KNOW, BUT I JUST DON'T 855 00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:17,401 WANT YOU TO RESENT ME. 856 00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:20,100 - I LIKE IT THIS WAY. 857 00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:22,102 OKAY, UH, 858 00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:23,712 LET ME JUST LOOK AT IT: 859 00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:26,019 VOMITING, BLOATING, NAUSEA, 860 00:26:26,106 --> 00:26:28,761 NO ALCOHOL, CANKLES, 861 00:26:28,848 --> 00:26:31,024 FLINTSTONE FEET, HEMORRHOIDS, 862 00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:33,287 INSOMNIA, STRETCH MARKS, 863 00:26:33,374 --> 00:26:35,550 MEMORY LOSS, BACK ACHES, 864 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,204 PELVIC PAIN, POSTPARTUM 865 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:39,423 BLEEDING, POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION, 866 00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:40,555 NIPPLE BLISTERS, 867 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:41,687 HAVING TO WEAR A SUPPORT BRA 868 00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:42,862 FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS. 869 00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:43,819 YOU KNOW WHAT? 870 00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:44,951 I THINK I'M ALL SET. 871 00:26:45,038 --> 00:26:45,908 YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA GET 872 00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:47,083 ANY RESENTMENT FROM ME. 873 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,084 - THANK YOU, BABY. 874 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:49,129 IT'S SO SWEET. 875 00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:50,217 THANK YOU. 876 00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:53,568 - YOU'RE GONNA BE AMAZING. 877 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,265 - WHAT IF THAT STUFF HAPPENS 878 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,658 TO ME, THOUGH? 879 00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:57,616 - WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? 880 00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:58,704 HALF THOSE THINGS HAPPEN 881 00:26:58,791 --> 00:26:59,835 TO YOU ALREADY. 882 00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:02,055 - I DO NOT GET NIPPLE BLISTERS. 883 00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:03,404 - OKAY, SO WE'LL BOTTLE-FEED. 884 00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:04,535 - OH, NO, NO, NO. 885 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,320 HEALTH--HEALTH-WISE, IT'S BETTER 886 00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:07,713 TO JUST, YOU KNOW, FROM 887 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,844 THE BREAST. 888 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:09,889 GOOD FOR THE IMMUNE SYSTEM. 889 00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:11,020 GOOD FOR BONDING. 890 00:27:11,107 --> 00:27:13,153 - BABY, IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 891 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,503 YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 892 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:18,201 THE BABY'S GONNA BE FINE. 893 00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:26,645 SHOULD WE? 894 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,954 - NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT READY. 895 00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:33,129 NOT YET. 896 00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:35,915 - OKAY, OKAY. 897 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:44,097 - IT'S AMAZING, HUH? 898 00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:44,967 - WHAT, THAT HE'S ACTUALLY 899 00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:46,142 QUIET? 900 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:48,623 - NO, THAT HE'S SIX WEEKS OLD, 901 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,103 TODAY, EXACTLY SIX WEEKS 902 00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:51,278 OLD TODAY. 903 00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:54,194 FUCK YOU, MARK. 904 00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:55,935 I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU. 905 00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,110 - WHAT? 906 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,372 - THAT'S WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT? 907 00:27:58,459 --> 00:27:59,199 THE STICKY NOTE? 908 00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:00,330 I 'HEART' YOU. 909 00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:01,288 BECAUSE YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX 910 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,463 TONIGHT? 911 00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:03,290 - I MEAN, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 912 00:28:03,377 --> 00:28:04,421 - UH-HUH. 913 00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:06,510 - BUT THE TWO THINGS AREN'T 914 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:07,816 ANYTHING TO DO WITH ONE ANOTHER. 915 00:28:07,903 --> 00:28:09,122 SEX AND THE NOTE-- 916 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,645 THEY'RE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. 917 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:11,777 - YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT. 918 00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:12,516 - COULD YOU NOT IN FRONT OF 919 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:13,648 THE BABY? 920 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:14,388 WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S THINKING 921 00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:15,519 RIGHT NOW? 922 00:28:15,606 --> 00:28:16,390 - I THINK HE'S THINKING THAT 923 00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:17,521 HIS DAD'S A SELFISH DOUCHE BAG. 924 00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:19,132 - OKAY, ALL--ALL I'M SAYING 925 00:28:19,219 --> 00:28:21,047 IS THAT THE DOCTOR SAID 926 00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:21,874 WAIT FOUR TO SIX WEEKS 927 00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:22,962 FOR CLEARANCE. 928 00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:24,093 - DID YOU SEE WHAT WENT ON 929 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,225 DOWN THERE SIX WEEKS AGO, MARK? 930 00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:26,356 - DID I ASK YOU AT WEEK FOUR? 931 00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:27,314 NO. 932 00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:28,358 - IT WAS LIKE A GRENADE 933 00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:29,533 WENT OFF. 934 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:30,709 - DID I ASK YOU AT WEEK FIVE? 935 00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:31,710 NO. 936 00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:32,754 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 937 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:36,497 GOD. 938 00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:40,675 - BABE, I MISS YOU. 939 00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:41,720 I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU 940 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:42,721 AGAIN. 941 00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,723 - OKAY, SAVE IT, MARK. 942 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:46,855 SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT HAPPENING, 943 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:47,726 REALLY. 944 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:48,683 - OKAY. 945 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:52,513 - OKAY. 946 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,644 - I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 947 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:57,692 THAT I'M READY WHENEVER YOU ARE. 948 00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:00,042 - OH, OKAY. 949 00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:01,000 THANK YOU. 950 00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:02,697 I WILL--I WILL CAREFULLY 951 00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:03,829 CONSIDER THAT THE NEXT TIME 952 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:04,960 THAT I AM FEELING 953 00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:09,617 EVEN REMOTELY SEXUAL, OKAY? 954 00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:13,839 - BABE, FROM NOW ON, NO MORE 955 00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:14,753 JERKING OFF. 956 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,884 - ALL RIGHT. 957 00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:16,537 - WHAT'D YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH 958 00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:17,364 TODAY? 959 00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:18,321 - HOT DOGS. 960 00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:19,018 - NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT 961 00:29:19,105 --> 00:29:20,149 ANYMORE. 962 00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:20,933 YOU GOT TO START EATING REALLY, 963 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:21,934 REALLY WELL. 964 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,109 YOU GOT TO HAVE A DIET 965 00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:24,284 HIGH IN ZINC AND ANTIOXIDANTS. 966 00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:25,285 WE NEED TO UP YOUR CALCIUM 967 00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:26,547 INTAKE, YOUR VITAMIN "D" 968 00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:27,548 INTAKE--ALL OF THAT 969 00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:28,375 INCREASES TESTOSTERONE 970 00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:29,768 AND SPERM COUNT. 971 00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:30,856 - OKAY, GOOD, 972 00:29:30,943 --> 00:29:32,031 I CAN EAT ALL THAT. 973 00:29:32,118 --> 00:29:32,945 - AND NO MORE DRINKING. 974 00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:33,859 NO MORE ALCOHOL. 975 00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:34,685 NO MORE CAFFEINE. 976 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:35,469 NO MORE SODAS. 977 00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:36,296 - WHAT? 978 00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:37,123 - YES. 979 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:38,037 - REALLY? 980 00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:38,864 - YEAH, SERIOUSLY. 981 00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:39,995 SUGAR IS BAD. 982 00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:41,083 HERBS, FLAX SEED, ALL THAT. 983 00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,215 - BABE, I LOVE FLAX SEED. 984 00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:42,911 - BABE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW 985 00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:45,218 WHAT FLAX SEED IS. 986 00:29:45,305 --> 00:29:46,132 AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO 987 00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:47,394 SWITCH TO BOXERS. 988 00:29:47,481 --> 00:29:48,874 - WHAT, NO. 989 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:50,092 THAT'S A NO-GO, BABE. 990 00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:51,050 I WEAR BRIEFS. 991 00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:51,877 I NEED SUPPORT. 992 00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:53,008 - NOPE. 993 00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:53,922 OVERHEATED TESTICLES INHIBIT 994 00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:55,097 SPERM PRODUCTION. 995 00:29:55,184 --> 00:29:56,272 - I KNOW YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT 996 00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,208 AT THE HOSPITAL 'CAUSE YOU'RE 997 00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:58,492 A NURSE, BUT AT HOME, 998 00:29:58,579 --> 00:30:00,450 COULD YOU CALL THEM BALLS? 999 00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:01,451 - NO. 1000 00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:02,626 - CAN'T YOU SAY LIKE, 1001 00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:03,584 YOUR HOT BALLS AREN'T GOOD FOR 1002 00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:04,541 MAKIN' BABIES? 1003 00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:06,108 - NO, NO HOT BALLS. 1004 00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:06,935 NO HOT SAUNAS. 1005 00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:07,806 NO HOT BATHS. 1006 00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:08,981 NO BIKING. 1007 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:10,634 - WHAT, BABE, I BIKE TO LIVE. 1008 00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:12,506 BABE, SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TO WEAR 1009 00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,116 BRIEFS BECAUSE OTHERWISE, 1010 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:15,465 MY BALLS WILL START SAGGING. 1011 00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:16,423 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MY DAD'S 1012 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:17,598 BALLS? 1013 00:30:17,685 --> 00:30:18,686 - BABE, DON'T TALK TO 1014 00:30:18,773 --> 00:30:19,861 ME ABOUT YOUR DAD'S BALLS. 1015 00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:20,775 I HAVE TO FUCK YOU RIGHT NOW. 1016 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:21,732 IT'S ONLY FOR 1017 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:22,864 A COUPLE OF MONTHS. 1018 00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:23,822 - WOULD YOU GO WITHOUT A BRA 1019 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:24,779 FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS? 1020 00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:25,693 - IF IT GOT ME PREGNANT. 1021 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:26,563 - ALL RIGHT, FINE. 1022 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:27,651 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM AT ME. 1023 00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:28,609 - YOU KNOW, BRIAN, YOU'RE 1024 00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:29,828 REALLY STRESSING ME OUT. 1025 00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:31,090 AND I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE 1026 00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:32,091 STRESSED. 1027 00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,048 IT CAN GET IN THE WAY OF 1028 00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:34,354 THE CYCLE OF OVULATION. 1029 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:35,485 - WELL, I'M SORRY, I GUESS 1030 00:30:35,572 --> 00:30:36,660 I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WHOLE 1031 00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:37,487 OVULATION THING WAS HAPPENING 1032 00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:38,575 RIGHT NOW. 1033 00:30:38,662 --> 00:30:39,446 - YEAH, IN THE NEXT COUPLE 1034 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:40,577 DAYS. 1035 00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:41,752 - WAIT, IF IT'S IN THE NEXT 1036 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,841 COUPLE DAYS, WHAT'S THE HURRY? 1037 00:30:42,928 --> 00:30:43,798 - NO, NO, NO, IT'S REALLY 1038 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,017 GOOD TO HAVE INTERCOURSE 1039 00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:46,627 BEFORE YOU OVULATE BECAUSE IT 1040 00:30:46,714 --> 00:30:47,454 INCREASES THE CHANCES 1041 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:48,542 FOR PREGNANCY. 1042 00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:49,673 THOSE LITTLE GUYS CAN LIVE 1043 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,413 UP THERE FOR, LIKE, FOUR OR 1044 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,240 FIVE DAYS. 1045 00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:52,241 - EWW, REALLY? 1046 00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:53,895 THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY. 1047 00:30:53,982 --> 00:30:55,288 - WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 1048 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:56,463 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 1049 00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:57,420 I THOUGHT YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME 1050 00:30:57,507 --> 00:30:58,421 GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 1051 00:30:58,508 --> 00:30:59,379 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1052 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:00,162 WE GOT TO DO MISSIONARY 1053 00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:00,946 POSITION, BABE. 1054 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,077 YOU GOT TO BE ON TOP. 1055 00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:03,209 IT'S BETTER FOR PENETRATION. 1056 00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:04,819 - UH, THAT JUST SOUNDS LAZY 1057 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:05,820 ON YOUR PART, TO BE HONEST. 1058 00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,169 - AND, BIG GUY, I GOT 1059 00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,301 A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU: 1060 00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:09,389 I HAVE TO HAVE AN ORGASM BECAUSE 1061 00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:10,651 THE CONTRACTION HELPS GET 1062 00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,000 THE SPERM UP INTO THE CERVIX. 1063 00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,219 - I'D LIKE TO SEE PROOF OF THAT 1064 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:14,568 IN WRITING, PLEASE. 1065 00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:19,486 - BABE... 1066 00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:20,530 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1067 00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:21,967 - SHH. 1068 00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:23,185 - DO NOT SHUSH ME. 1069 00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:24,491 - I AM FANTASIZING. 1070 00:31:24,578 --> 00:31:25,492 TRY TO PRETEND THAT YOU'RE NOT 1071 00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:26,319 HERE. 1072 00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:29,322 BABE, I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU 1073 00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:30,497 IF YOU WANT. 1074 00:31:30,584 --> 00:31:31,672 - WE HAVE TO BE AT THE 1075 00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:33,848 JACOBSONS IN 35 MINUTES, OKAY? 1076 00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:34,980 I'M GONNA HAVE TO LIE HERE WITH 1077 00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:36,155 MY HIPS ELEVATED FOR 20 MINUTES. 1078 00:31:36,242 --> 00:31:37,069 IT TAKES NINE MINUTES 1079 00:31:37,156 --> 00:31:38,200 TO GET OVER THERE, 1080 00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:39,375 WHICH MEANS WE HAVE EXACTLY 1081 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:41,334 SIX MINUTES TO GET THIS DONE. 1082 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:42,161 - OH, BABE. 1083 00:31:42,248 --> 00:31:43,336 - MMM. 1084 00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:44,337 - ALL THIS SEXY SCHEDULE TALK 1085 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,164 HAS GOT ME ROCK HARD. 1086 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:48,558 LET'S DO THIS. 1087 00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:50,560 ARE YOU REALLY NOT GONNA HELP? 1088 00:31:50,647 --> 00:31:51,648 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 1089 00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:53,999 TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME. 1090 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:21,461 - DID YOU FART? 1091 00:32:21,548 --> 00:32:22,810 - THIS IS REALLY ROMANTIC, 1092 00:32:22,897 --> 00:32:24,725 BY THE WAY. 1093 00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:25,552 SUPER-- 1094 00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:26,379 - SHH. 1095 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:27,206 - SEXY. 1096 00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,904 - SHH. 1097 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:38,434 - ♪ HA-HA-HA-HA ♪ 1098 00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,523 ♪ EASY BABY ♪ 1099 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,146 - HEY, YOU WANT TO, UH... 1100 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:57,062 YOU WANT TO DO IT? 1101 00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:58,846 - DO IT? 1102 00:32:58,933 --> 00:32:59,934 - YEAH, YOU WANT TO? 1103 00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:02,241 YOU WANT TO DO IT? 1104 00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:04,156 - WHAT ARE YOU, 12? 1105 00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:06,854 - WHAT, I CAN'T SAY, "DO IT"? 1106 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:07,855 - NO, NOT UNLESS YOU JUST 1107 00:33:07,942 --> 00:33:10,249 TOOK ME TO THE PROM. 1108 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:11,990 - OKAY, YOU WANT TO, UH... 1109 00:33:12,077 --> 00:33:13,774 YOU WANT--YOU WANT TO FUCK? 1110 00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:14,775 - COULD YOU JUST COME UP WITH 1111 00:33:14,862 --> 00:33:15,645 A HAPPY MEDIUM BETWEEN 1112 00:33:15,732 --> 00:33:19,780 DO IT AND "FUCK"? 1113 00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:20,955 - WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 1114 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,392 I'M NO LONGER IN THE MOOD. 1115 00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:33,968 OKAY, LET'S DO IT. 1116 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:37,450 - SORRY. 1117 00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:38,799 - LAST CHANCE, GOING ONCE-- 1118 00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:39,887 - YOU KNOW, MAYBE WHEN 1119 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:40,714 I LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY-- 1120 00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:41,976 - GOING TWICE, 1121 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:42,977 GOING THREE TIMES, 1122 00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:45,066 FOUR, FIVE, SIX, REALLY? 1123 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,981 COME ON, REALLY? 1124 00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:48,548 - OKAY. 1125 00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:51,116 LET'S DO IT. 1126 00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:52,204 - WOW, YOU REALLY DON'T SEEM 1127 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:53,814 LIKE YOU WANT TO. 1128 00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:55,076 - I DON'T--I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1129 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:57,122 I DON'T WANT TO WHAT? 1130 00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:58,210 - OH, MY GOD. 1131 00:33:58,297 --> 00:33:59,211 WE'RE GONNA DO THIS AGAIN? 1132 00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:00,342 - NO, I WANT TO KNOW. 1133 00:34:00,429 --> 00:34:01,474 I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU 1134 00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:02,301 ARE SUPPOSED TO PROPERLY ASK 1135 00:34:02,388 --> 00:34:02,866 YOUR SPOUSE-- 1136 00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:03,824 - HAVE SEX. 1137 00:34:03,911 --> 00:34:05,652 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? 1138 00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:08,698 - YES. 1139 00:34:08,785 --> 00:34:10,309 CAN I JUST FINISH THIS CHAPTER 1140 00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:11,658 FIRST? 1141 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:15,749 I'M, LIKE, A PAGE AND A HALF. 1142 00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:16,663 - SURE. 1143 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:20,536 - THANKS. 1144 00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:22,016 - J.T., IT REALLY BOTHERS ME 1145 00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:23,148 THAT YOU EAT MEAT. 1146 00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:24,714 - WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 1147 00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:25,628 ALL RIGHT, IT'S MEAT. 1148 00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:27,108 IT'S A FOOD GROUP. 1149 00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:28,327 - NO, IT'S NOT. 1150 00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:29,676 PROTEIN IS A FOOD GROUP. 1151 00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:32,157 MEAT IS MURDER. 1152 00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:33,680 - NO, A FOOD GROUP: 1153 00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:35,334 BEEF, POULTRY, FISH. 1154 00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:37,510 - DRIED BEANS, EGGS, TOFU, 1155 00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:38,641 NUTS. 1156 00:34:38,728 --> 00:34:39,686 ALL PROTEIN, ALL IN THE SAME 1157 00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:41,383 FOOD GROUP. 1158 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:42,515 - LOOK, ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN 1159 00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:43,646 EATING MEAT SINCE I WAS TWO. 1160 00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:47,607 OKAY, I CAN'T JUST STOP NOW. 1161 00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:54,918 - WHAT IF I GAVE YOU 1162 00:34:55,005 --> 00:34:58,183 AN INCENTIVE? 1163 00:34:58,270 --> 00:35:01,795 WHAT IF I MOTIVATED YOU? 1164 00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:04,885 - HOW? 1165 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:06,756 - WHAT IF I SLEPT WITH YOU? 1166 00:35:08,454 --> 00:35:12,197 YOU MEAN, WE--WE CAN HAVE SEX. 1167 00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:14,373 - IF YOU STOP EATING MEAT, 1168 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,723 YEAH. 1169 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:19,378 - WHEN? 1170 00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:20,901 - TONIGHT. 1171 00:35:20,988 --> 00:35:21,815 - OKAY, ARE YOU MESSING 1172 00:35:21,902 --> 00:35:23,904 WITH ME? 1173 00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:25,558 OKAY, YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME. 1174 00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:29,605 - NO, I'M NOT MESSING WITH YOU. 1175 00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:30,737 I WOULDN'T BE MESSING ABOUT 1176 00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:33,783 SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 1177 00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:35,959 IF YOU STOP EATING MEAT, 1178 00:35:36,046 --> 00:35:38,397 I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU... 1179 00:35:38,484 --> 00:35:41,922 TONIGHT AFTER DINNER. 1180 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,272 - YEAH, HEY, HEY, CAN YOU-- 1181 00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:45,969 CAN YOU CHANGE THAT COMBO 1182 00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:48,929 NUMBER ONE TO A CAESAR SALAD? 1183 00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:50,104 NO CHICKEN. 1184 00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:52,150 THANK YOU. 1185 00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:02,247 - SO IS THAT, LIKE, THE MOST 1186 00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:03,422 INCREDIBLE CHAPTER IN 1187 00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:04,423 THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, 1188 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:05,424 OR AM I JUST THE MOST 1189 00:36:05,511 --> 00:36:06,338 BORING LAY EVER? 1190 00:36:06,425 --> 00:36:07,469 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 1191 00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:08,601 IT'S JUST--I'M ALMOST DONE. 1192 00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:09,384 IF I STOP NOW, I GOT TO PICK IT 1193 00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:10,516 UP ALL THE WAY-- 1194 00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:11,212 - OH, YEAH, NO, TOTALLY, HONEY. 1195 00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:12,387 I TOTALLY GET IT. 1196 00:36:12,474 --> 00:36:13,562 - YOU KNOW, IF YOU'D JUST LET 1197 00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:14,476 ME FINISH, I'D BE DONE BY NOW. 1198 00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:15,564 - IF WE'D HAD SEX, 1199 00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:16,130 YOU'D PROBABLY BY NOW TOO. 1200 00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:17,784 - WOW, OKAY. 1201 00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:19,177 BOOK'S DOWN. 1202 00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:22,789 TOP OR BOTTOM? 1203 00:36:22,876 --> 00:36:25,444 WHAT, YOU WANT TO FLIP FOR IT? 1204 00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:26,358 ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS? 1205 00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:31,189 WHAT HAPPENED TO US? 1206 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:32,190 - WHAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 1207 00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:33,191 WHAT HAPPENED? 1208 00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:34,366 - I MEAN, WHEN DID... 1209 00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:37,630 HAVING SEX BECOME SUCH A CHORE? 1210 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:39,632 - CH--IT'S NOT A CHORE. 1211 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:40,850 I LOVE HAVING SEX WITH YOU. 1212 00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:42,069 - YEAH, WELL, WE'RE DOING IT, 1213 00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:43,157 HONEY, BUT I MEAN, WHEN DID 1214 00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:44,158 GETTING THERE BECOME ONE? 1215 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:45,115 THIS IS SO SAD. 1216 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,160 WE SHOULD JUST PUT IT ON 1217 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,161 THE CHORE WHEEL. 1218 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:48,162 UNLOAD THE DISHWASHER. 1219 00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:48,902 TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE. 1220 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:49,859 HAVE SEX. 1221 00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:50,295 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1222 00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:51,470 - IS IT? 1223 00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:52,993 - YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING I LIKE 1224 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:57,040 MORE THAN HAVING SEX WITH YOU. 1225 00:36:57,127 --> 00:36:59,739 - MASTURBATING. 1226 00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:01,306 - WHAT ABOUT IT? 1227 00:37:01,393 --> 00:37:02,176 - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 1228 00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:03,917 WE HAD SEX? 1229 00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:04,874 - I DON'T KNOW. 1230 00:37:04,961 --> 00:37:06,049 - EXACTLY, AND WHEN WAS 1231 00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:08,487 THE LAST TIME YOU MASTURBATED? 1232 00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:10,663 - I DON'T KNOW. 1233 00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,186 - OH, YEAH, YOU DO KNOW 1234 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:13,927 BECAUSE IT WAS THIS MORNING 1235 00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:15,102 IN THE SHOWER. 1236 00:37:16,146 --> 00:37:17,409 - OH, NO, DON'T DENY IT. 1237 00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:18,366 NO ONE GOES THROUGH THAT MUCH 1238 00:37:18,453 --> 00:37:19,541 CONDITIONER IN ONE WEEK. 1239 00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:20,673 - ALL RIGHT, FINE, YOU GOT ME. 1240 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,763 I...I LIKE JERKING OFF. 1241 00:37:23,850 --> 00:37:25,330 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1242 00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:26,461 - OKAY, WELL, I--LOOK, HONEY, 1243 00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:27,419 I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. 1244 00:37:27,506 --> 00:37:28,681 BUT YOU JUST SAID, 1245 00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:29,769 THERE'S NOTHING I LIKE MORE 1246 00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:30,857 THAN HAVING SEX WITH YOU. 1247 00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:32,250 AND I WOULD ARGUE THAT YOU 1248 00:37:32,337 --> 00:37:33,729 ACTUALLY ENJOY MASTURBATING MORE 1249 00:37:33,816 --> 00:37:34,687 THAN HAVING SEX WITH ME. 1250 00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:35,862 - I DON'T ENJOY IT MORE. 1251 00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:36,689 IT'S JUST-- 1252 00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:37,864 IT'S QUICKER. 1253 00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:38,691 IT'S EASIER. 1254 00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:40,345 IT'S CLEANER. 1255 00:37:40,432 --> 00:37:41,520 - IT'S CLEANER. 1256 00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:42,521 BECAUSE OF ALL THE HAIR PRODUCTS 1257 00:37:42,608 --> 00:37:43,652 YOU USE? 1258 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:44,784 - ARE YOU GONNA START HIDING 1259 00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:45,524 THE CONDITIONER FROM ME NOW? 1260 00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:47,439 - OH, GOD. 1261 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:49,092 HONEY, LOOK, I GET IT. 1262 00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:50,050 I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU 1263 00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:51,399 FEEL BAD FOR JERKING OFF 1264 00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:52,270 ONCE IN A WHILE. 1265 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,707 - WELL, YOU ARE. 1266 00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:55,838 - I DON'T KNOW. 1267 00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:58,101 I--I THINK ABOUT HOW WE USED TO 1268 00:37:58,188 --> 00:38:02,062 BE, YOU KNOW? 1269 00:38:02,149 --> 00:38:03,237 - ALL RIGHT. 1270 00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:04,586 WELL, THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY, 1271 00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:06,893 THINK OF--THINK OF ALL THE TIMES 1272 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:08,329 WE FIGHT AND ALL THE TIMES 1273 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:09,374 WE ARGUE, 1274 00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:10,592 WHEN WE WERE PLANNING OUR 1275 00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:11,680 WEDDING, WHEN WE TRY AND FIGURE 1276 00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:14,553 OUT A TRIP TO SEE YOUR MOM 1277 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,337 OR WHO'S GONNA WALK THE DOGS-- 1278 00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:18,296 I MEAN, ALL THE TIMES I'M NOT 1279 00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:19,297 JERKING OFF. 1280 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:20,341 I JERK OFF FOR PEACE. 1281 00:38:20,428 --> 00:38:21,734 I JERK OFF FOR HARMONY. 1282 00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:22,996 I DON'T JUST JERK OFF FOR ME. 1283 00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:24,171 I JERK OFF FOR US. 1284 00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:26,956 SO I'M ASKING YOU, PLEASE, 1285 00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:28,480 I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SEX 1286 00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:30,699 WITH MY WIFE. 1287 00:38:33,702 --> 00:38:34,529 - NOT NOW. 1288 00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:35,661 - OH, MY GOD, WHY? 1289 00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:36,662 - WELL, HONEY, I'M NOT 1290 00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:37,402 A CHARITY, YOU KNOW-- 1291 00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:38,490 - CHARITY? 1292 00:38:38,577 --> 00:38:39,621 - THAT'S JUST HUMILIATING. 1293 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,753 - I'M NOT--THERE'S NO CHAR-- 1294 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,623 THERE'S NOTHING I LIKE MORE 1295 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:42,842 THAN HAVING SEX WITH YOU. 1296 00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:44,931 - EXCEPT FOR FINISHING 1297 00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:46,585 CHAPTER NINE OF 1298 00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:48,282 HARRIET TUBMAN'S BIOGRAPHY. 1299 00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:51,459 - SCREW HER. 1300 00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:54,114 - MMM, OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, 1301 00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:55,071 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1302 00:38:55,158 --> 00:38:56,421 HONEY, LET'S JUST DO IT 1303 00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:57,422 IN THE MORNING, OKAY? 1304 00:38:57,509 --> 00:38:58,597 TOMORROW MORNING-- 1305 00:38:58,684 --> 00:38:59,554 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE HAD 1306 00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:00,512 SEX IN THE MORNING? 1307 00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:01,295 - WE NEVER HAVE SEX 1308 00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:02,470 IN THE MORNING. 1309 00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:03,341 I THINK KENNEDY WAS PRESIDENT. 1310 00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:04,298 - WELL, THEN THERE YOU GO. 1311 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:05,081 SEX IN THE MORNING. 1312 00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:06,126 IT'S A DATE. 1313 00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:07,301 - OKAY, WE GOT A DATE. 1314 00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:10,304 - MM-HMM. 1315 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:18,312 WAIT, YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA 1316 00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:19,313 FINISH YOUR CHAPTER? 1317 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,793 - NO, THE SOONER WE GO 1318 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,708 TO SLEEP, THE SOONER WE WAKE UP, 1319 00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:23,622 AND THEN THE SOONER 1320 00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:25,754 WE CAN DO IT. 1321 00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:44,904 - CARLA, I'M NOT WALKING OUT 1322 00:39:44,991 --> 00:39:46,079 THAT DOOR TILL YOU LOOK ME 1323 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:47,254 IN THE EYES AND TELL ME YOU-- 1324 00:39:47,341 --> 00:39:48,255 - I REALLY WANT YOU TO LEAVE. 1325 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:49,169 - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 1326 00:39:49,256 --> 00:39:50,170 - WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL BELIEVE 1327 00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:51,084 ME IF I CALL THE COPS. 1328 00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:51,911 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA 1329 00:39:51,998 --> 00:39:52,694 CALL THE COPS. 1330 00:39:52,781 --> 00:39:53,478 - WATCH ME. 1331 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:55,044 - WELL, I STILL DON'T 1332 00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:56,176 BELIEVE YOU. 1333 00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:57,351 - HI, THIS IS CARLA WATKINS. 1334 00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:59,005 I LIVE AT 4242 JEFFERSON STREET, 1335 00:39:59,092 --> 00:39:59,962 APARTMENT NUMBER "C," 1336 00:40:00,049 --> 00:40:00,963 AND I HAVE AN INTRUDER. 1337 00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:02,051 - I'M NOT AN INTRUDER. 1338 00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:02,965 CARLA, HANG UP THE PHONE. 1339 00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:04,053 - HE HAS A KNIFE. 1340 00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:05,011 - A KNIFE? 1341 00:40:05,098 --> 00:40:06,360 OH, GREAT, A KNIFE. 1342 00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:07,317 - YOU MIGHT WANT TO LEAVE NOW 1343 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,493 BEFORE YOU GET SHOT. 1344 00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:09,276 - WELL, THAT IS REALLY ADULT, 1345 00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:10,495 CARLA, NICE. 1346 00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:12,105 - REALLY, YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME 1347 00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:13,236 HOW TO BE AN ADULT NOW? 1348 00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:14,499 OKAY, WELL, I WILL SIT DOWN 1349 00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:16,022 AND TAKE NOTES WHILE YOU EXPLAIN 1350 00:40:16,109 --> 00:40:17,153 TO ME HOW TO BE AN ADULT. 1351 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:17,719 - THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE BANK 1352 00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:18,894 ACCOUNT. 1353 00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:20,069 THIS IS ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. 1354 00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:21,157 - BECAUSE ME BEING UPSET ABOUT 1355 00:40:21,244 --> 00:40:21,897 GETTING ROBBED WOULD BE SO 1356 00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:23,072 IMMATURE? 1357 00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:23,986 - ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE ELSE? 1358 00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:24,596 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 1359 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:25,684 - WHAT? 1360 00:40:25,771 --> 00:40:26,815 SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE, ME? 1361 00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:27,990 - YES, THAT'S THE QUESTION. 1362 00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:29,209 - NO, I'M NOT SEEING SOMEBODY 1363 00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:30,689 ELSE, YOU FUCKING RETARD. 1364 00:40:30,776 --> 00:40:31,646 - WELL, DO YOU THINK 1365 00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:32,778 I'M CHEATING ON YOU? 1366 00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:33,909 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 1367 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:34,693 - NO, YOU'RE TOO UNAMBITIOUS 1368 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:35,781 TO CHEAT. 1369 00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:36,956 THAT WOULD REQUIRE HAVING 1370 00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:37,913 A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEBODY. 1371 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,045 - CARLA, I LOVE YOU. 1372 00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:39,741 I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. 1373 00:40:39,828 --> 00:40:41,134 - GREAT, LEAVE! 1374 00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:42,091 - FINE, YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? 1375 00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:42,918 - YES. 1376 00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:43,876 - I'LL LEAVE. 1377 00:40:43,963 --> 00:40:45,007 I'M FUCKIN' LEAVING. 1378 00:40:45,094 --> 00:40:45,921 - OKAY, GREAT, AND DON'T FORGET 1379 00:40:46,008 --> 00:40:46,705 YOUR FUCKING BAT! 1380 00:40:47,706 --> 00:40:48,446 - SAYONARA, BITCH. 1381 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:49,882 - YOU KNOW WHAT, ERIC? 1382 00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:51,884 I WILL GET DOWN ON MY KNEES AND 1383 00:40:51,971 --> 00:40:53,320 BLOW YOU RIGHT NOW IF YOU CAN 1384 00:40:53,407 --> 00:40:56,889 TELL ME WHAT LANGUAGE THAT IS. 1385 00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:58,238 - IT'S HONG KONG. 1386 00:40:58,325 --> 00:40:59,892 - YOU ARE A RETARD. 1387 00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:01,284 - FUCKIN' CHINESE. 1388 00:41:01,371 --> 00:41:02,460 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING. 1389 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:03,548 YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT. 1390 00:41:03,635 --> 00:41:04,549 - FINE, OKAY, YOU WANT ME 1391 00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:05,680 TO ASK SOME QUESTIONS? 1392 00:41:05,767 --> 00:41:06,594 I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW 1393 00:41:06,681 --> 00:41:07,726 WHAT'S WRONG. 1394 00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:08,727 - BESIDES YOU STEALING 1395 00:41:08,814 --> 00:41:09,815 FROM ME. 1396 00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:10,946 - I DIDN'T STEAL FROM YOU. 1397 00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:11,599 - WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT, 1398 00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:12,731 ERIC? 1399 00:41:12,818 --> 00:41:13,514 I HAD MONEY, AND YOU TOOK IT 1400 00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:14,384 WITHOUT ASKING. 1401 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,211 WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT? 1402 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:16,386 - RELAX, OKAY? 1403 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,518 - DON'T YOU TELL ME TO RELAX. 1404 00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:18,301 DON'T EVER TELL ME TO RELAX. 1405 00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:19,302 DO YOU HEAR ME? 1406 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:20,478 - LOOK, I AM SORRY. 1407 00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:21,914 - DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME. 1408 00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:23,742 DON'T TOUCH ME. 1409 00:41:23,829 --> 00:41:27,093 WE'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE, ERIC. 1410 00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:29,487 I WAS SITTING AT THIS STOPLIGHT 1411 00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:31,576 YESTERDAY. 1412 00:41:31,663 --> 00:41:34,100 AND I REALIZED EVERYBODY WAS 1413 00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:37,190 WALKING OR DRIVING OR GOING 1414 00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:39,758 SOMEWHERE BUT ME. 1415 00:41:39,845 --> 00:41:41,977 I WAS JUST SITTING STILL. 1416 00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:42,935 - WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO 1417 00:41:43,022 --> 00:41:43,762 AT A RED LIGHT. 1418 00:41:43,849 --> 00:41:45,590 - WE, ERIC. 1419 00:41:45,677 --> 00:41:48,114 WE ARE SITTING STILL. 1420 00:41:48,201 --> 00:41:49,289 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW 1421 00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:50,943 WHY YOU HATE ME SO MUCH. 1422 00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:53,772 - I DON'T HATE YOU, ERIC. 1423 00:41:53,859 --> 00:41:54,903 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 1424 00:41:54,990 --> 00:41:58,603 I WISH I COULD FUCKING HATE YOU. 1425 00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:12,094 OH, DON'T EVEN. 1426 00:42:28,589 --> 00:42:32,201 - I AM SO EXHAUSTED. 1427 00:42:34,247 --> 00:42:35,683 HOW COULD SOMETHING SO TINY 1428 00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:38,033 MAKE ME SO TIRED? 1429 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:38,860 - DO YOU NEED ME TO GET YOU 1430 00:42:38,947 --> 00:42:39,687 ANYTHING? 1431 00:42:39,774 --> 00:42:40,862 - OH, MY GOD. 1432 00:42:40,949 --> 00:42:42,342 I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU. 1433 00:42:42,429 --> 00:42:43,517 - I JUST ASKED YOU IF YOU 1434 00:42:43,604 --> 00:42:44,649 WANTED ME TO GET YOU ANYTHING. 1435 00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:46,651 - I COULD HEAR THE SUBTEXT. 1436 00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:47,608 - THERE WAS NO SUBTEXT. 1437 00:42:47,695 --> 00:42:49,001 - THERE WAS SUBTEXT. 1438 00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:50,524 - SO ANYTIME I SAY SOMETHING 1439 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:51,612 NICE, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO 1440 00:42:51,699 --> 00:42:52,657 AUTOMATICALLY THINK I HAVE 1441 00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:53,745 AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE? 1442 00:42:53,832 --> 00:42:56,095 - HONEY, I LOVE YOU, I DO, 1443 00:42:56,182 --> 00:42:57,226 OKAY? 1444 00:42:57,313 --> 00:43:01,883 BUT I GOT TO GET SOME SLEEP. 1445 00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,842 - THAT IS SO HOT. 1446 00:43:03,929 --> 00:43:06,540 - WHAT? 1447 00:43:06,627 --> 00:43:08,629 - THE MOON. 1448 00:43:08,716 --> 00:43:10,544 - OH, MY GOD, MARK, COME ON. 1449 00:43:10,631 --> 00:43:12,285 JUST STOP IT, ALL RIGHT? 1450 00:43:12,372 --> 00:43:13,416 LEAVE ME ALONE. 1451 00:43:13,503 --> 00:43:15,462 - I HAVE BEEN LEAVING YOU ALONE 1452 00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:19,118 FOR SIX WEEKS. 1453 00:43:19,205 --> 00:43:20,554 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1454 00:43:20,641 --> 00:43:22,556 I'LL JERK YOU OFF, HMM? 1455 00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:23,470 LET'S DO THAT. 1456 00:43:23,557 --> 00:43:24,558 IT'LL BE FUN. 1457 00:43:24,645 --> 00:43:25,603 - THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS 1458 00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:26,865 ABOUT. 1459 00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:28,301 - IT'S GONNA BE FUN, COME ON. 1460 00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:30,042 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1461 00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:31,739 YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. 1462 00:43:31,826 --> 00:43:33,045 THIS IS NOT--I'M NOT-- 1463 00:43:33,132 --> 00:43:34,002 THIS IS NOT-- 1464 00:43:34,089 --> 00:43:35,177 - WHAT, YOU'RE NOT WHAT? 1465 00:43:35,264 --> 00:43:36,570 YOU'RE NOT TURNED ON ANYMORE? 1466 00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:37,527 WHAT HAPPENED? 1467 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:38,485 IS IT--OH, IT WAS THIS, 1468 00:43:38,572 --> 00:43:39,094 WAS WHAT YOU LIKED? 1469 00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:40,052 - NO. 1470 00:43:40,139 --> 00:43:41,140 - THAT'S THE THING. 1471 00:43:41,227 --> 00:43:42,054 THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO-- 1472 00:43:42,141 --> 00:43:42,881 THAT'S GOOD? 1473 00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:43,708 - NO. 1474 00:43:43,795 --> 00:43:44,883 - NO? 1475 00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:46,580 - WAIT, IT'S--YEAH, ACTUALLY, 1476 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:47,581 THAT'S HOT. 1477 00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:49,583 - OKAY, GOOD. 1478 00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:50,497 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1479 00:43:50,584 --> 00:43:51,498 A LITTLE JOURNEY? 1480 00:43:51,585 --> 00:43:52,412 A LITTLE NIGHT RANGER? 1481 00:43:52,499 --> 00:43:53,543 - VERY WEIRD. 1482 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:54,457 - I PUT SOME CHARLIE PERFUME 1483 00:43:54,544 --> 00:43:55,633 ON, GET YOU GOING? 1484 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:59,419 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, NO. 1485 00:43:59,506 --> 00:44:01,421 I WANT TO MAKE LOVE. 1486 00:44:01,508 --> 00:44:02,248 - MY GOD. 1487 00:44:02,335 --> 00:44:03,597 - COME ON. 1488 00:44:05,033 --> 00:44:07,601 MARK, I CAN'T. 1489 00:44:07,688 --> 00:44:08,428 - WHY? 1490 00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:10,822 - I CAN'T. 1491 00:44:12,171 --> 00:44:15,000 I FEEL--I FEEL DISGUSTING, OKAY? 1492 00:44:15,087 --> 00:44:16,915 I FEEL FAT. 1493 00:44:17,002 --> 00:44:20,309 AND I JUST--I FEEL LIKE THERE'S 1494 00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:23,182 LIKE AN APRON OF SKIN 1495 00:44:23,269 --> 00:44:24,923 AROUND MY WAIST. 1496 00:44:25,010 --> 00:44:28,361 IT'S--I DON'T FEEL SEXY. 1497 00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:31,581 - I THINK YOU'RE SEXY. 1498 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:32,713 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE 1499 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,106 YOU HAVEN'T HAD SEX WITH ME YET. 1500 00:44:34,193 --> 00:44:35,498 TRUST ME, ONCE YOU HAVE SEX 1501 00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:37,283 WITH ME, YOU WILL SEE HOW 1502 00:44:37,370 --> 00:44:38,327 DISGUSTING I AM. 1503 00:44:38,414 --> 00:44:39,938 - YOU'RE NOT DISGUSTING. 1504 00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:40,765 YOU'RE PERFECT. 1505 00:44:40,852 --> 00:44:42,331 - I AM. 1506 00:44:42,418 --> 00:44:44,725 I HAVE STRETCH MARKS EVERYWHERE, 1507 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:47,119 ON MY LEGS, MY BUTT, MY BOOBS, 1508 00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:48,773 MY--HAVE YOU SEEN MY STOMACH? 1509 00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:49,774 - YEAH. 1510 00:44:49,861 --> 00:44:52,298 - IT'S LIKE AN ATLAS. 1511 00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:53,865 IT'S-- 1512 00:44:53,952 --> 00:44:55,170 I'M NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME. 1513 00:44:55,257 --> 00:44:57,303 MY BODY IS NEVER GONNA LOOK 1514 00:44:57,390 --> 00:44:59,827 THE SAME. 1515 00:44:59,914 --> 00:45:00,959 NO, DON'T-- 1516 00:45:01,046 --> 00:45:01,960 - LOOK, I LOVE THESE MARKS. 1517 00:45:02,047 --> 00:45:03,048 I DO. 1518 00:45:03,135 --> 00:45:04,397 I LOVE THE WAY THEY FEEL. 1519 00:45:04,484 --> 00:45:05,398 THEY'RE LIKE--THEY'RE LIKE 1520 00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:06,529 GUIDES. 1521 00:45:06,616 --> 00:45:10,838 IT'S LIKE--LIKE A BLUEPRINT 1522 00:45:10,925 --> 00:45:12,187 SHOWING ME THE WAY ACROSS 1523 00:45:12,274 --> 00:45:14,712 YOUR BODY. 1524 00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:17,497 - I LOVE THEM. I DO. 1525 00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:20,805 OH. 1526 00:45:20,892 --> 00:45:21,762 - HMM? 1527 00:45:21,849 --> 00:45:25,679 - THANKS FOR THE EFFORT. 1528 00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:29,727 - WELL, GET SOME SLEEP, BABE. 1529 00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:35,863 - IF I TELL YOU TO STOP, 1530 00:45:35,950 --> 00:45:39,432 YOU HAVE TO STOP RIGHT AWAY. 1531 00:45:39,519 --> 00:45:40,738 AND ALSO, IF YOU WAKE UP 1532 00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:41,564 THAT BABY... 1533 00:45:41,651 --> 00:45:42,478 - UH-HUH. 1534 00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:43,436 - I WILL KILL YOU. 1535 00:45:43,523 --> 00:45:44,089 - I'M NOT GONNA WAKE UP 1536 00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:44,916 THE BABY. 1537 00:45:45,003 --> 00:45:45,873 - OKAY. 1538 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,048 - I'M GONNA GO SLOW. 1539 00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:48,223 - AND YOU CAN'T TOUCH MY BOOBS 1540 00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:49,007 AT ALL 'CAUSE THEY'RE REALLY, 1541 00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:49,964 REALLY SORE. 1542 00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:50,530 - I KNOW, BUT IT'S OKAY. 1543 00:45:50,617 --> 00:45:52,706 - NO, NO. 1544 00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:55,013 AND DON'T TOUCH ME THERE. 1545 00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:56,014 - WHERE CAN I TOUCH YOU? 1546 00:45:57,276 --> 00:45:58,581 COME HERE. 1547 00:45:58,668 --> 00:46:00,409 MMM. 1548 00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:04,718 OH, MY GOD. 1549 00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:05,719 OH, MY GOD. 1550 00:46:36,315 --> 00:46:37,969 - HOW'S YOUR DINNER? 1551 00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:42,800 - IT'S INCREDIBLE. 1552 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:45,411 - YOU'LL GET USED TO IT. 1553 00:46:45,498 --> 00:46:47,413 - CAN I EAT FISH? 1554 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,850 - SURE, TO-FISH. 1555 00:46:49,937 --> 00:46:51,678 - TO-FISH? 1556 00:46:51,765 --> 00:46:54,115 - MM-HMM, TOFU FISH. 1557 00:46:54,202 --> 00:46:56,901 YOU CAN ALSO HAVE TOFURKY, 1558 00:46:56,988 --> 00:46:59,425 TOFU BURGERS, AND SOYSAGE. 1559 00:46:59,512 --> 00:47:01,079 - S-SOYSAGE? 1560 00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:02,123 IS THAT--IS THAT LIKE 1561 00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:04,343 SOY SAUSAGE? 1562 00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:07,433 OH, SOUNDS REALLY GOOD. 1563 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,608 - THE RULE OF THUMB IS THAT 1564 00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:11,176 IF IT HAS A HEARTBEAT OR A FACE, 1565 00:47:11,263 --> 00:47:12,699 YOU CAN'T EAT IT. 1566 00:47:12,786 --> 00:47:14,353 - I SAW ON EBAY ONCE 1567 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,658 THERE WAS THIS GRILLED CHEESE 1568 00:47:15,745 --> 00:47:16,877 SANDWICH THAT HAD THE VIRGIN 1569 00:47:16,964 --> 00:47:19,314 MARY'S FACE GRILLED INTO IT. 1570 00:47:19,401 --> 00:47:21,012 WHAT ABOUT THAT? 1571 00:47:21,099 --> 00:47:23,188 - I'D ALLOW IT. 1572 00:47:24,232 --> 00:47:26,104 YEAH, I HATE SALAD, 1573 00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:27,453 JUST SO YOU KNOW. 1574 00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:29,847 - YOU'LL GROW TO LIKE IT. 1575 00:47:36,201 --> 00:47:38,159 - THAT FEELS GOOD. 1576 00:47:38,246 --> 00:47:39,508 - WHOO. 1577 00:47:39,595 --> 00:47:42,903 GOOD. 1578 00:47:52,086 --> 00:47:54,784 - FURTHER DOWN. 1579 00:47:59,789 --> 00:48:01,879 RIGHT THERE. 1580 00:48:06,971 --> 00:48:09,843 OH, RIGHT THERE. 1581 00:48:22,682 --> 00:48:24,858 MMM. 1582 00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:27,252 FURTHER DOWN. 1583 00:48:27,339 --> 00:48:28,253 - BABE, I THINK I'M AT 1584 00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:29,907 THE RIGHT SPOT. 1585 00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:32,561 - MMM, GO FURTHER TO MY FEET. 1586 00:48:32,648 --> 00:48:34,172 RUB MY FEET. 1587 00:48:34,259 --> 00:48:35,521 - NO, BORING. 1588 00:48:35,608 --> 00:48:39,046 - PLEASE RUB MY FEET. 1589 00:48:39,133 --> 00:48:40,439 - GRR. 1590 00:48:59,066 --> 00:48:59,806 YOU'RE TICKLING. 1591 00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:03,766 I SWEAR YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE 1592 00:49:03,853 --> 00:49:04,593 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO 1593 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:05,594 RUB MY FEET. 1594 00:49:05,681 --> 00:49:07,292 - IT'S NOT TRUE. 1595 00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:09,033 - IF WE HAVE ANY CHANCE OF 1596 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,251 LASTING, YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO 1597 00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:11,078 LEARN TO GIVE ME A PROPER 1598 00:49:11,165 --> 00:49:12,427 FOOT MASSAGE. 1599 00:49:12,514 --> 00:49:14,908 - OH, ARE WE AT RISK OF 1600 00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:17,041 FAILING? 1601 00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:18,956 - TEN YEARS AND YOU STILL DON'T 1602 00:49:19,043 --> 00:49:20,000 KNOW HOW TO RUB MY FEET 1603 00:49:20,087 --> 00:49:20,958 PROPERLY. 1604 00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:21,915 I JUST--I DON'T KNOW IF 1605 00:49:22,002 --> 00:49:23,047 11'S GONNA HAPPEN, BABE. 1606 00:49:23,134 --> 00:49:25,223 - OH. 1607 00:49:29,227 --> 00:49:32,230 - 12 YEARS, BE A STRETCH. 1608 00:49:32,317 --> 00:49:34,362 - MM-HMM. 1609 00:49:38,192 --> 00:49:42,805 - 13 IF YOU'RE LUCKY. 1610 00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:53,729 OKAY, LET'S MAKE A BABY. 1611 00:50:03,696 --> 00:50:05,089 - SO ARE YOU READY? 1612 00:50:05,176 --> 00:50:07,526 - UH, READY--READY FOR WHAT? 1613 00:50:07,613 --> 00:50:09,354 - TO GO BUY CONDOMS. 1614 00:50:09,441 --> 00:50:12,792 - OH, I HAVE ONE. 1615 00:50:12,879 --> 00:50:14,707 - YOU HAVE ONE? 1616 00:50:14,794 --> 00:50:16,622 - YEAH, I HAVE ONE. 1617 00:50:16,709 --> 00:50:18,711 - WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE? 1618 00:50:18,798 --> 00:50:20,974 - JUST IN CASE. 1619 00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:22,062 - OH, JUST IN CASE 1620 00:50:22,149 --> 00:50:23,237 SUSIE RINKMEYERS WANTS TO 1621 00:50:23,324 --> 00:50:24,978 TAKE YOU BEHIND THE BLEACHERS? 1622 00:50:25,065 --> 00:50:28,851 - NO, YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE 1623 00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:33,465 YOU AND I EVER HAD SEX. 1624 00:50:33,552 --> 00:50:35,467 - SO YOU BOUGHT IT FOR ME? 1625 00:50:35,554 --> 00:50:39,123 - YEAH. 1626 00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:41,473 WELL, NO, I'VE ACTUALLY HAD IT 1627 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:42,909 IN MY WALLET SINCE THE SIXTH 1628 00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:44,041 GRADE. 1629 00:50:44,128 --> 00:50:45,042 - SO YOU'VE BEEN CARRYING IT 1630 00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:45,825 AROUND FOR FOUR YEARS 1631 00:50:45,912 --> 00:50:47,522 IN YOUR WALLET. 1632 00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:49,133 - YEAH, IT'S GOT 1633 00:50:49,220 --> 00:50:51,396 AN EXPIRATION DATE ON IT. 1634 00:50:54,399 --> 00:50:55,661 LISTEN, BABE, WE DON'T HAVE 1635 00:50:55,748 --> 00:50:57,010 TO DO THIS. 1636 00:50:57,097 --> 00:50:58,359 OKAY, WE CAN--WE CAN GO SEE 1637 00:50:58,446 --> 00:50:59,317 A MOVIE. 1638 00:50:59,404 --> 00:51:02,494 - NO, I WANT TO. 1639 00:51:02,581 --> 00:51:07,151 I DO. 1640 00:51:07,238 --> 00:51:09,327 - OKAY. 1641 00:51:14,419 --> 00:51:17,074 - JUST GIVE ME A SECOND HERE. 1642 00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:26,344 WELL, THIS GOES SLOW. 1643 00:51:33,699 --> 00:51:34,439 ARE YOU GONNA TAKE OFF 1644 00:51:34,526 --> 00:51:36,049 YOUR PANTS? 1645 00:51:36,136 --> 00:51:38,399 - OH, RIGHT, THAT WOULD HELP. 1646 00:51:38,486 --> 00:51:41,707 - YEAH, RIGHT. 1647 00:51:56,243 --> 00:51:59,290 WAIT, UM, WE SHOULD PROBABLY... 1648 00:51:59,377 --> 00:52:00,552 WE SHOULD PROBABLY PUT SOMETHING 1649 00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:03,468 DOWN ON THE SEAT. 1650 00:52:07,863 --> 00:52:10,083 YEAH. 1651 00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:18,744 - THIS IS SO FUCKING WEIRD. 1652 00:52:18,831 --> 00:52:20,572 - RIGHT? 1653 00:52:20,659 --> 00:52:21,442 DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE 1654 00:52:21,529 --> 00:52:22,313 MY DRESS OFF? 1655 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,183 - YES. 1656 00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:25,664 - OKAY. 1657 00:52:28,014 --> 00:52:29,929 - OKAY, WAIT. 1658 00:52:30,016 --> 00:52:32,105 SOMEONE MIGHT WALK BY. 1659 00:52:32,192 --> 00:52:34,760 - YEAH, OKAY. 1660 00:52:38,764 --> 00:52:40,418 JUST WAITIN' ON YOU, SO... 1661 00:52:40,505 --> 00:52:41,462 ANYTIME. 1662 00:52:41,549 --> 00:52:43,160 - RIGHT. 1663 00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:44,117 HERE WE GO. 1664 00:52:44,204 --> 00:52:46,946 - HERE WE GO. 1665 00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:54,780 - WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? 1666 00:52:54,867 --> 00:52:57,348 - I'M NOT PICKY. 1667 00:53:03,092 --> 00:53:04,877 - LET'S START WITH RED. 1668 00:53:04,964 --> 00:53:05,834 WE CAN WORK OUR WAY 1669 00:53:05,921 --> 00:53:07,793 THROUGH THE RAINBOW. 1670 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:08,620 - WHY DON'T WE MOVE ONTO 1671 00:53:08,707 --> 00:53:09,621 THE BED? 1672 00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:12,189 - NO, I LIKE IT HERE. 1673 00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:41,827 - YOU LOOK GOOD IN RED. 1674 00:53:41,914 --> 00:53:45,657 - HUH, THANK YOU. 1675 00:53:51,097 --> 00:53:53,839 - ♪ GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD ♪ 1676 00:53:53,926 --> 00:53:56,102 ♪ THAT I LIVE IN A ♪ 1677 00:53:56,189 --> 00:53:57,886 ♪ BUBBLE BELOW ♪ 1678 00:53:57,973 --> 00:54:00,106 ♪ GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD ♪ 1679 00:54:00,193 --> 00:54:02,413 - DO ME A FAVOR. 1680 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:04,241 - ANYTHING. 1681 00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:05,503 - REMIND ME TO THANK WENDY. 1682 00:54:05,590 --> 00:54:08,506 - ♪ GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD ♪ 1683 00:54:08,593 --> 00:54:13,293 ♪ THAT I AM AN ADVENTURER ♪ 1684 00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:19,865 ♪ GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD ♪ 1685 00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:20,735 - ARE YOU SURE WE CAN 1686 00:54:20,822 --> 00:54:21,954 TAPE OVER THIS? 1687 00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,260 - YEAH, OF COURSE, WHY NOT? 1688 00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:24,435 - IT'S YOUR DAUGHTER'S BALLET 1689 00:54:24,522 --> 00:54:25,566 RECITAL. 1690 00:54:25,653 --> 00:54:29,614 - MY DAUGHTER HATES BALLET. 1691 00:54:29,701 --> 00:54:32,356 - OH. 1692 00:54:32,443 --> 00:54:33,705 SO... 1693 00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:36,229 - SO... 1694 00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:37,317 ARE WE ROLLING? 1695 00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:38,405 - YEAH, WE'RE ROLLING. 1696 00:54:38,492 --> 00:54:41,103 - MM, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS 1697 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:43,236 IS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE ON TAPE. 1698 00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:45,238 - REALLY, AND WHY'S THAT? 1699 00:54:45,325 --> 00:54:47,719 - WELL, IT COULD BE USED 1700 00:54:47,806 --> 00:54:49,155 AGAINST ME IN THE TRIAL. 1701 00:54:49,242 --> 00:54:50,112 - AND WHAT WOULD YOU BE 1702 00:54:50,199 --> 00:54:50,939 ON TRIAL FOR? 1703 00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:56,815 FUCKING YOU TO DEATH. 1704 00:54:58,556 --> 00:55:01,254 OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1705 00:55:01,341 --> 00:55:02,603 I DIDN'T CALL ACTION. 1706 00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:04,953 - OH, THAT'S MEAN. 1707 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:05,954 - WHAT'S OUR FRAMING LIKE? 1708 00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:06,912 ARE WE IN A WIDE SHOT 1709 00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:08,348 OR A CLOSE-UP--WHAT? 1710 00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:09,306 - UH, IT'S A WIDE SHOT. 1711 00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:10,437 - WHO'S GONNA WATCH 1712 00:55:10,524 --> 00:55:12,004 A SEX TAPE IN A WIDE SHOT? 1713 00:55:12,091 --> 00:55:12,831 - NOBODY. 1714 00:55:12,918 --> 00:55:13,919 - NOBODY. 1715 00:55:14,006 --> 00:55:15,921 - NO ONE'S GONNA WATCH IT. 1716 00:55:16,008 --> 00:55:16,965 RIGHT? 1717 00:55:17,052 --> 00:55:18,140 - WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW. 1718 00:55:18,227 --> 00:55:19,272 THESE DAYS WITH THE INTERNETS 1719 00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:20,795 AND THE KIDS AND THEIR SEXTING, 1720 00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:22,144 IT COULD GET OUT THERE. 1721 00:55:22,231 --> 00:55:23,755 - YOU JUST FUCKING WITH ME? 1722 00:55:23,842 --> 00:55:26,410 - I DON'T KNOW; AM I? 1723 00:55:26,497 --> 00:55:29,326 AM I? 1724 00:55:29,413 --> 00:55:31,371 LET ME GET THE CAMERA. 1725 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:38,291 - BABY, I THINK IT'S TIME. 1726 00:55:38,378 --> 00:55:39,292 - OKAY. 1727 00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:41,773 - OKAY. 1728 00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:44,471 - OH, THAT'S A LOT OF SEMEN. 1729 00:55:44,558 --> 00:55:45,646 - WELL, IT'S MIXED WITH 1730 00:55:45,733 --> 00:55:47,169 PRESERVATION FLUID TO PROMOTE 1731 00:55:47,256 --> 00:55:49,128 MOTILITY. 1732 00:55:49,215 --> 00:55:52,044 - MMM. 1733 00:55:56,570 --> 00:55:59,791 OKAY. 1734 00:56:02,402 --> 00:56:05,884 ARE YOU DOING IT RIGHT NOW? 1735 00:56:05,971 --> 00:56:09,322 - NOW I AM. 1736 00:56:09,409 --> 00:56:12,673 - MMM, THIS IS NOT HOW 1737 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,632 I IMAGINED IT AS A GIRL. 1738 00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:18,026 NOT AT ALL. 1739 00:56:18,113 --> 00:56:20,812 - HOW DID YOU IMAGINE IT, BABY? 1740 00:56:20,899 --> 00:56:24,206 - IT WAS MY WEDDING NIGHT 1741 00:56:24,293 --> 00:56:27,819 AFTER A ELECTRIC COURTSHIP 1742 00:56:27,906 --> 00:56:29,473 AT A CLIFFSIDE WEDDING. 1743 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,344 - WAIT, DON'T MOVE. 1744 00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:32,476 YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOUR BACK 1745 00:56:32,563 --> 00:56:36,044 FOR A FEW MINUTES. 1746 00:56:36,131 --> 00:56:38,003 - OKAY. 1747 00:56:38,090 --> 00:56:39,091 GOOD? 1748 00:56:39,178 --> 00:56:41,485 - YEAH, OKAY, KEEP GOING. 1749 00:56:41,572 --> 00:56:42,660 YOUR WEDDING? 1750 00:56:42,747 --> 00:56:44,488 - UH, AND IT WAS A HUGE 1751 00:56:44,575 --> 00:56:47,360 CEREMONY WITH THESE FOUNTAINS 1752 00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:49,231 OF FLOWING CHAMPAGNE 1753 00:56:49,318 --> 00:56:51,756 AND FLOWING SILK. 1754 00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:53,018 AND THEY WERE SERVING LOBSTER 1755 00:56:53,105 --> 00:56:54,889 BISQUE. 1756 00:56:54,976 --> 00:56:56,848 AND OH, THERE WERE WHITE LITTLE 1757 00:56:56,935 --> 00:56:59,067 DOVES WITH MY TRAIN IN THEIR 1758 00:56:59,154 --> 00:57:02,288 BEAKS FLYING LIKE IN SNOW WHITE. 1759 00:57:02,375 --> 00:57:06,074 AND, UH, YEAH, A LONG PARADE 1760 00:57:06,161 --> 00:57:07,554 OF NAKED BRIDESMAIDS. 1761 00:57:11,384 --> 00:57:12,951 - NAKED BRIDESMAIDS. 1762 00:57:13,038 --> 00:57:13,908 - YEAH, I DIDN'T FIGURE THAT 1763 00:57:13,995 --> 00:57:14,822 ONE OUT UNTIL I WAS LATE 1764 00:57:14,909 --> 00:57:16,041 INTO HIGH SCHOOL. 1765 00:57:16,128 --> 00:57:18,130 THEY WERE THERE AT MY WEDDING. 1766 00:57:20,393 --> 00:57:23,483 - AND, UH, AFTER THE WEDDING? 1767 00:57:23,570 --> 00:57:24,528 - OH, WELL, OF COURSE 1768 00:57:24,615 --> 00:57:26,878 MY GRAY-BEARDED HUSBAND 1769 00:57:26,965 --> 00:57:28,401 WHISKED ME OFF INTO THIS 1770 00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:30,055 HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE, AND WE GO 1771 00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:31,883 TO OUR CASTLE. 1772 00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:33,711 AND THE EVENING CULMINATES 1773 00:57:33,798 --> 00:57:36,278 INTO THE ULTIMATE ACT OF LOVE. 1774 00:57:36,365 --> 00:57:37,323 THEN NINE MONTHS LATER... 1775 00:57:38,324 --> 00:57:39,325 BABY. 1776 00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:55,123 - PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME 1777 00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:56,211 STOP A SECOND TIME. 1778 00:57:56,298 --> 00:57:56,995 - WHAT--WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1779 00:57:57,082 --> 00:57:57,996 - THE WATER. 1780 00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,084 - WHAT IS IT TOO HOT? 1781 00:57:59,171 --> 00:57:59,563 - NO, IT JUST DOESN'T WORK 1782 00:57:59,650 --> 00:58:01,478 IN HERE. 1783 00:58:01,565 --> 00:58:03,175 - SORRY. 1784 00:58:07,527 --> 00:58:08,572 OH, BABY, YOU SHOULD'VE SAID 1785 00:58:08,659 --> 00:58:09,442 SOMETHING. 1786 00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:11,313 - YEAH, OKAY. 1787 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,361 I'M READY. 1788 00:58:15,448 --> 00:58:16,493 - WHOA. 1789 00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:17,363 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 1790 00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:18,495 - WHAT? 1791 00:58:18,582 --> 00:58:19,626 - BABY, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 1792 00:58:20,932 --> 00:58:22,020 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 1793 00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:23,325 YOU SPIT ON YOUR DICK EVERY TIME 1794 00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:24,152 WE HAVE SEX. 1795 00:58:24,239 --> 00:58:26,328 - IT'S MY SPIT. 1796 00:58:26,415 --> 00:58:27,939 OKAY, OKAY, NO, GO AHEAD. 1797 00:58:28,853 --> 00:58:31,682 - GO AHEAD. 1798 00:58:31,769 --> 00:58:33,988 OH, YEAH. 1799 00:58:34,075 --> 00:58:35,555 OH, MY GOD. 1800 00:58:37,383 --> 00:58:39,037 GOD, I LOVE YOU. 1801 00:58:39,951 --> 00:58:40,691 - WHAT? 1802 00:58:40,778 --> 00:58:44,477 - MORE SPIT. 1803 00:58:44,564 --> 00:58:46,131 - WHY? 1804 00:58:46,218 --> 00:58:47,480 - 'CAUSE IT TURNED ME ON. 1805 00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:49,003 - I THOUGHT IT DISGUSTED YOU. 1806 00:58:49,090 --> 00:58:50,483 - THAT'S WHY YOU TURN ME ON. 1807 00:58:56,228 --> 00:58:57,838 OH, YEAH. 1808 00:59:04,062 --> 00:59:05,324 OKAY, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. 1809 00:59:05,411 --> 00:59:06,804 - WAIT, WHAT? 1810 00:59:06,891 --> 00:59:08,196 NO, YOU SAID YOU HAD TO ORGASM. 1811 00:59:08,283 --> 00:59:09,328 - I KNOW. I JUST DID. 1812 00:59:09,415 --> 00:59:10,503 - NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1813 00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:11,678 USUALLY WHEN YOU ORGASM, 1814 00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:12,418 IT'S REALLY LOUD AND YOU SWEAR 1815 00:59:12,505 --> 00:59:13,419 A LOT. 1816 00:59:13,506 --> 00:59:14,551 - I KNOW, BUT THAT'S-- 1817 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:15,726 THAT'S JUST FOR SHOW, YOU KNOW. 1818 00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:16,857 I JUST--I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE 1819 00:59:16,944 --> 00:59:17,466 ANY NOISE AND PUSH ALL THE SEMEN 1820 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:18,119 OUT. 1821 00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:18,946 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN 1822 00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:20,121 IT'S FOR SHOW? 1823 00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:21,079 - I MEAN, 'CAUSE YOU LIKE IT. 1824 00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:22,646 - WELL, YEAH--UH... 1825 00:59:22,733 --> 00:59:23,560 THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING 1826 00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:24,561 BETTER AND BETTER. 1827 00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:25,387 - OKAY, GET OUT OF ME. 1828 00:59:25,474 --> 00:59:26,475 GET OUT OF ME. 1829 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:27,085 WOULD YOU GET ME A PILLOW 1830 00:59:27,172 --> 00:59:28,020 PLEASE? 1831 00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:29,000 PUT IT UNDER MY HIPS. 1832 00:59:29,087 --> 00:59:30,001 I NEED TO KEEP MY HIPS ELEVATED. 1833 00:59:30,088 --> 00:59:31,002 - ALL RIGHT. 1834 00:59:31,089 --> 00:59:32,003 - AT A 30-DEGREE ANGLE 1835 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:33,352 FOR 20 MINUTES. 1836 00:59:33,439 --> 00:59:34,309 - WHY? 1837 00:59:34,396 --> 00:59:36,268 - TO KEEP THE SEMEN IN. 1838 00:59:36,355 --> 00:59:37,225 - OH, OF COURSE. 1839 00:59:37,312 --> 00:59:38,009 GOT TO KEEP THAT SEMEN-- 1840 00:59:50,456 --> 00:59:51,675 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE? 1841 00:59:51,762 --> 00:59:53,241 - I'M TRYING TO RELAX 1842 00:59:53,328 --> 00:59:54,765 MY VAGINAL MUSCLES, 1843 00:59:54,852 --> 00:59:57,681 EASING THE CERVICAL MUCUS FLOW 1844 00:59:57,768 --> 00:59:59,465 SO THAT THE SPERM GETS TO 1845 00:59:59,552 --> 01:00:00,727 THE EGG MORE QUICKLY 1846 01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:02,773 AND EFFECTIVELY. 1847 01:00:02,860 --> 01:00:04,905 - COOL. 1848 01:00:04,992 --> 01:00:07,212 HEY, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 1849 01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:09,562 - CAN YOU NEVER USE THE PHRASE 1850 01:00:09,649 --> 01:00:10,955 CERVICAL MUCUS FLOW AROUND ME 1851 01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:11,869 AGAIN? 1852 01:00:11,956 --> 01:00:13,044 THAT'D BE AWESOME. 1853 01:00:13,131 --> 01:00:15,394 - DON'T--DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. 1854 01:00:15,481 --> 01:00:16,874 I DON'T WANT TO SPEW OUT 1855 01:00:16,961 --> 01:00:18,789 ALL YOUR SPLOOGE. 1856 01:00:18,876 --> 01:00:20,704 - WAIT, SO YOU'LL SAY SPLOOGE 1857 01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:22,749 BUT YOU WON'T SAY BALLS? 1858 01:00:22,836 --> 01:00:24,577 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 1859 01:00:26,666 --> 01:00:27,580 - SHOULD I GO GET DRESSED 1860 01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:28,712 OR IS THAT GONNA RUIN 1861 01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:30,061 THIS INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC MOMENT 1862 01:00:30,148 --> 01:00:35,066 WE'RE HAVING TOGETHER? 1863 01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:36,284 - BABE, I'M SORRY. 1864 01:00:36,371 --> 01:00:38,504 I KNOW THIS IS ALL WEIRD 1865 01:00:38,591 --> 01:00:41,942 AND CRAZY. 1866 01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:42,769 I JUST REALLY WANT TO HAVE 1867 01:00:42,856 --> 01:00:45,119 A BABY. 1868 01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:45,946 - I KNOW. 1869 01:00:46,033 --> 01:00:46,904 ME TOO. 1870 01:00:46,991 --> 01:00:51,082 ME TOO. 1871 01:00:51,169 --> 01:00:53,519 WE'RE FIGURING IT OUT. 1872 01:00:53,606 --> 01:00:54,738 I THINK THIS WAS THE ONE. 1873 01:00:54,825 --> 01:00:55,739 - YOU DO? 1874 01:00:55,826 --> 01:00:56,914 - I'M PRETTY SURE I JUST 1875 01:00:57,001 --> 01:00:58,611 DUMPED A BABY INSIDE YOU. 1876 01:00:58,698 --> 01:00:59,612 - I HOPE SO. 1877 01:00:59,699 --> 01:01:02,006 - ME TOO. 1878 01:01:02,093 --> 01:01:02,920 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO 1879 01:01:03,007 --> 01:01:04,095 GET DRESSED. 1880 01:01:04,182 --> 01:01:05,052 OKAY-- 1881 01:01:05,139 --> 01:01:06,663 - NO, STAY, STAY, STAY. 1882 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:08,273 - OKAY. 1883 01:01:21,112 --> 01:01:23,114 - I DIDN'T GAMBLE THE MONEY. 1884 01:01:30,861 --> 01:01:31,862 - ♪ NEVER WANT ♪ 1885 01:01:31,949 --> 01:01:32,950 ♪ TO SAY GOOD-BYE ♪ 1886 01:01:33,037 --> 01:01:35,126 ♪ JUST HELLO AGAIN ♪ 1887 01:01:35,213 --> 01:01:36,475 ♪ BIRTHDAY CARDS AND ♪ 1888 01:01:36,562 --> 01:01:39,652 ♪ THE WISHES THAT YOU SEND ♪ 1889 01:01:39,739 --> 01:01:40,871 ♪ THINGS ARE ALL ♪ 1890 01:01:40,958 --> 01:01:45,353 - WHOA. 1891 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,704 I FUCKING HATE YOU. 1892 01:01:50,228 --> 01:01:52,317 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 1893 01:01:52,404 --> 01:01:53,231 - WELL, AFTER YOU BEAT DOWN 1894 01:01:53,318 --> 01:01:54,188 THE TELEVISION, 1895 01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:56,277 I WAS RECONSIDERING. 1896 01:02:00,325 --> 01:02:02,806 SO... 1897 01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:05,373 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1898 01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:07,811 - NO. 1899 01:02:07,898 --> 01:02:09,377 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 1900 01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:10,988 - I WOULD DIE FOR YOU. 1901 01:02:11,075 --> 01:02:13,686 - I KNOW. 1902 01:02:13,773 --> 01:02:16,341 THAT'S MORBID. 1903 01:02:16,428 --> 01:02:17,690 IT'S SWEET, THOUGH. 1904 01:02:17,777 --> 01:02:19,039 - I WOULD. I WOULD DIE FOR YOU. 1905 01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:20,519 - I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND 1906 01:02:20,606 --> 01:02:21,346 IF THE OPPORTUNITY EVER 1907 01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:23,827 PRESENTS ITSELF. 1908 01:02:34,141 --> 01:02:38,319 COME MAKE LOVE TO ME. 1909 01:02:43,977 --> 01:02:45,065 - IS IT KOREAN? 1910 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:46,110 - OH, SHUT UP BEFORE I CHANGE 1911 01:02:46,197 --> 01:02:48,199 MY MIND. 1912 01:02:53,030 --> 01:02:55,119 - BABY, THIS IS SO-- 1913 01:02:55,206 --> 01:02:56,033 - OH! 1914 01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:03,214 - OH, TELL ME YOU LOVE ME. 1915 01:03:03,301 --> 01:03:04,128 - I LOVE YOU, BABY. 1916 01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:06,043 - OH, OH, LOUDER! 1917 01:03:06,130 --> 01:03:06,870 - I LOVE YOU, BABY. 1918 01:03:13,659 --> 01:03:16,227 - OH, BABY. 1919 01:03:16,314 --> 01:03:19,230 OH, MY GOD. 1920 01:03:21,232 --> 01:03:23,321 OH, MY GOD. 1921 01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:29,414 - WHY ELSE? 1922 01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:31,068 - WHAT? 1923 01:03:31,155 --> 01:03:34,245 - WHY ELSE DO YOU LOVE ME? 1924 01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:38,466 - I CAN'T HELP IT. 1925 01:03:38,553 --> 01:03:42,862 YOU ARE THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS. 1926 01:03:42,949 --> 01:03:43,907 YOU'RE THE GIRL I USED TO 1927 01:03:43,994 --> 01:03:47,345 FANTASIZE ABOUT AS A KID. 1928 01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:51,523 AND NOW, I GOT YOU. 1929 01:03:51,610 --> 01:03:53,090 I GOT YOU. 1930 01:03:53,177 --> 01:03:56,658 I FUCKING LOVE YOU. 1931 01:03:56,745 --> 01:03:58,443 - I LOVE YOU. 1932 01:04:05,754 --> 01:04:06,930 - LET'S GO TO BED. 1933 01:04:07,017 --> 01:04:09,802 - YEAH. 1934 01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:14,024 RIGHT AFTER YOU TAKE A SHOWER. 1935 01:04:19,029 --> 01:04:20,117 - OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT. 1936 01:04:20,204 --> 01:04:21,727 - HEAR WHAT? 1937 01:04:21,814 --> 01:04:23,642 - YOUR SEX TALK. 1938 01:04:23,729 --> 01:04:24,773 - MY WHAT? 1939 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:25,644 - MMM, YEAH, I WANT TO HEAR YOU 1940 01:04:25,731 --> 01:04:27,341 TALK DIRTY TO ME. 1941 01:04:27,428 --> 01:04:28,516 - OH, OKAY. 1942 01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:31,302 UM, OKAY, JUST GIVE A SECOND. 1943 01:04:31,389 --> 01:04:34,653 - MM-HMM. 1944 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:35,567 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL JUMP-START 1945 01:04:35,654 --> 01:04:36,394 YOU, OKAY. 1946 01:04:36,481 --> 01:04:39,919 - THANK YOU. 1947 01:04:40,006 --> 01:04:43,009 - MMM, OH, THAT FEELS GOOD. 1948 01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:46,360 - OH, OKAY, YEAH, OH, YEAH. 1949 01:04:46,447 --> 01:04:47,971 OH, YOUR BOOBS-- 1950 01:04:48,058 --> 01:04:49,886 YES, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU BOUNCE 1951 01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:51,148 YOUR BOOBS LIKE THAT, LIKE A-- 1952 01:04:51,235 --> 01:04:54,238 LIKE A BOUNCY HOUSE, YEAH! 1953 01:04:54,325 --> 01:04:55,326 OKAY, CAN I START AGAIN? 1954 01:04:55,413 --> 01:04:57,328 - PLEASE. 1955 01:04:57,415 --> 01:05:00,592 OKAY. 1956 01:05:00,679 --> 01:05:01,680 - YEAH. 1957 01:05:01,767 --> 01:05:03,377 YEAH, OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. 1958 01:05:03,464 --> 01:05:04,509 FUCK ME. 1959 01:05:04,596 --> 01:05:05,510 FUCK ME HARD. 1960 01:05:05,597 --> 01:05:06,728 FUCK ME HARD! 1961 01:05:06,815 --> 01:05:08,948 FUCK ME HARDER THAN HARD. 1962 01:05:09,035 --> 01:05:09,775 YEAH! 1963 01:05:09,862 --> 01:05:10,863 FUCK ME HARD. 1964 01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:12,169 FUCK ME HARD, HARD, HARD. 1965 01:05:12,256 --> 01:05:14,649 FU--HARDER... 1966 01:05:15,650 --> 01:05:16,608 - THAT WAS GOOD. 1967 01:05:16,695 --> 01:05:17,435 - MAYBE I SHOULD HOLD 1968 01:05:17,522 --> 01:05:18,349 THE CAMERA. 1969 01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:19,959 - YEAH, GOOD IDEA. 1970 01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:21,874 HERE, HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON. 1971 01:05:21,961 --> 01:05:24,790 OKAY. 1972 01:05:24,877 --> 01:05:25,791 - WHAT'S WRONG? 1973 01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:26,879 - SHH-SHH-SHH-SHH-SHH. 1974 01:05:26,966 --> 01:05:27,793 - WHAT? 1975 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:28,620 WHAT DO YOU HEAR? 1976 01:05:28,707 --> 01:05:29,577 IS IT YOUR EX? 1977 01:05:29,664 --> 01:05:30,535 - OH, DON'T BE SO JUMPY. 1978 01:05:30,622 --> 01:05:31,318 I'M GOING OVER MY LINES 1979 01:05:31,405 --> 01:05:32,145 IN MY HEAD. 1980 01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:32,754 - YOUR LINES? 1981 01:05:32,841 --> 01:05:33,581 YOU HAVE LINES? 1982 01:05:33,668 --> 01:05:36,715 - OKAY, OKAY. 1983 01:05:36,802 --> 01:05:38,978 OH. 1984 01:05:39,065 --> 01:05:41,546 OH, GOD, THAT'S RIGHT. 1985 01:05:41,633 --> 01:05:43,461 THAT'S THE SPOT. 1986 01:05:43,548 --> 01:05:45,463 THAT'S THE SPOT. 1987 01:05:45,550 --> 01:05:46,812 THAT FEELS SO GOOD. 1988 01:05:46,899 --> 01:05:48,379 THAT FEELS SO GOOD. 1989 01:05:48,466 --> 01:05:49,510 GOD, I LIKE IT 1990 01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:50,685 WHEN YOU FUCK ME LIKE THAT. 1991 01:05:50,772 --> 01:05:51,817 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LIKE IT 1992 01:05:51,904 --> 01:05:52,557 WHEN YOU FUCK ME LIKE THAT? 1993 01:05:52,644 --> 01:05:55,038 FEELS SO GOOD. 1994 01:05:56,691 --> 01:05:57,910 - UH, IS THAT REAL, 1995 01:05:57,997 --> 01:05:59,564 OR ARE THOSE YOUR LINES? 1996 01:05:59,651 --> 01:06:00,913 - PRETTY GOOD, AREN'T I? 1997 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:01,914 - OH. 1998 01:06:02,001 --> 01:06:03,046 - COME ON, GIMME THIS. 1999 01:06:03,133 --> 01:06:03,916 - I THOUGHT I WAS HOLDING 2000 01:06:04,003 --> 01:06:05,048 THE CAMERA. 2001 01:06:05,135 --> 01:06:05,918 - NO, NO, I NEED YOU TO HOLD 2002 01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:07,398 THE PROP. 2003 01:06:07,485 --> 01:06:08,834 HERE. 2004 01:06:08,921 --> 01:06:11,228 OKAY, TURN IT ON. 2005 01:06:13,143 --> 01:06:14,274 - OH, MY GOD, THAT IS LOUD. 2006 01:06:14,361 --> 01:06:16,755 - OH, YEAH. 2007 01:06:16,842 --> 01:06:18,496 OH, OH, THAT FEELS GOOD. 2008 01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:19,323 - THAT IS, LIKE, 2009 01:06:19,410 --> 01:06:20,672 LAWN MOWER LOUD. 2010 01:06:20,759 --> 01:06:23,066 - OH, IT'S WORKING. 2011 01:06:23,153 --> 01:06:24,154 - IF IT WASN'T WORKING, 2012 01:06:24,241 --> 01:06:25,329 I WOULD BE VERY CONCERNED. 2013 01:06:25,416 --> 01:06:27,766 - OH, JUST MOVE IT SLOW, SLOW, 2014 01:06:27,853 --> 01:06:28,767 SLOW, SLOW, SLOW, SLOW! 2015 01:06:28,854 --> 01:06:29,898 SLOW. 2016 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:31,074 - WHEN YOU'VE USED THIS BEFORE, 2017 01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:31,857 HAVE THE NEIGHBORS EVER CALLED 2018 01:06:31,944 --> 01:06:32,858 TO COMPLAIN? 2019 01:06:32,945 --> 01:06:33,685 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 2020 01:06:33,772 --> 01:06:36,079 YOU HOLD THIS. 2021 01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:38,995 HANG ON. 2022 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:41,780 - WHOA. 2023 01:06:41,867 --> 01:06:43,173 - MM-HMM. 2024 01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:45,610 THAT'S RIGHT. 2025 01:06:54,227 --> 01:06:55,228 - HERE, COME ON. 2026 01:06:55,315 --> 01:06:55,968 - UH, YOU GOT LUBE ON YOUR 2027 01:06:56,055 --> 01:06:56,925 HANDS. 2028 01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,101 YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO-- 2029 01:06:58,188 --> 01:06:59,189 - OKAY, I WANT YOU TO FOCUS ON 2030 01:06:59,276 --> 01:07:00,886 THE SEX, AND I WILL FOCUS 2031 01:07:00,973 --> 01:07:02,061 ON THE TAPE. 2032 01:07:02,148 --> 01:07:03,193 - OKAY, I'M JUST SAYING, 2033 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,020 YOU MIGHT WANT TO USE TWO HANDS. 2034 01:07:04,107 --> 01:07:05,108 - I KNOW. 2035 01:07:05,195 --> 01:07:05,891 YOU THINK I'M NOT CAPABLE 2036 01:07:05,978 --> 01:07:06,718 OF HOLDING ON-- 2037 01:07:06,805 --> 01:07:08,459 - OH, FUCK ME! 2038 01:07:08,546 --> 01:07:09,286 - OH, YEAH, THERE IT IS. 2039 01:07:09,373 --> 01:07:10,461 - FUCK ME! 2040 01:07:10,548 --> 01:07:12,854 - I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU. 2041 01:07:12,941 --> 01:07:13,812 OH, GOD. 2042 01:07:13,899 --> 01:07:14,552 OH, GOD, I'VE GOT TO GET 2043 01:07:14,639 --> 01:07:15,988 SOME ICE. 2044 01:07:16,075 --> 01:07:16,989 - WHAT? 2045 01:07:17,076 --> 01:07:17,816 - SWEETIE, YOUR NOSE 2046 01:07:17,903 --> 01:07:19,122 IS BLEEDING. 2047 01:07:19,209 --> 01:07:20,297 - OH, SHIT. 2048 01:07:20,384 --> 01:07:22,995 I'M OKAY. 2049 01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:24,649 I'M OKAY. 2050 01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:26,346 - I'M--I'M SORRY. 2051 01:07:26,433 --> 01:07:28,000 I'M TRYING TOO HARD. 2052 01:07:28,087 --> 01:07:30,089 JUST... 2053 01:07:35,921 --> 01:07:37,531 I SHOULD GET YOU SOME ICE. 2054 01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:41,144 - WAIT. 2055 01:07:41,231 --> 01:07:45,061 NOT YET. 2056 01:07:45,148 --> 01:07:46,888 - NOT YET. 2057 01:07:46,975 --> 01:07:48,020 THAT'S THE SEXIEST THING YOU'VE 2058 01:07:48,107 --> 01:07:49,021 SAID ALL DAY. 2059 01:08:08,127 --> 01:08:10,086 - MM, MM. 2060 01:08:11,304 --> 01:08:13,306 MM? 2061 01:08:32,151 --> 01:08:32,891 - OH. 2062 01:08:32,978 --> 01:08:33,718 - MM-HMM. 2063 01:08:33,805 --> 01:08:35,067 - MMM. 2064 01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:37,069 MMM. 2065 01:08:37,156 --> 01:08:38,026 - MORNING. 2066 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,072 - MMM, GOOD MORNING. 2067 01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:41,204 YOU REMEMBERED. 2068 01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:43,380 - YEAH, MM-HMM. 2069 01:08:48,646 --> 01:08:49,386 BABY? 2070 01:08:49,473 --> 01:08:50,561 - MM-HMM? 2071 01:08:50,648 --> 01:08:51,997 - DID YOU EAT A SHIT SANDWICH 2072 01:08:52,084 --> 01:08:52,998 LAST NIGHT? 2073 01:08:53,085 --> 01:08:54,086 - OH, MY GOD, REALLY? 2074 01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:55,218 IS IT REALLY BAD? 2075 01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:56,306 - WELL, YOUR BREATH TASTES LIKE 2076 01:08:56,393 --> 01:08:57,176 DOG POO. 2077 01:08:57,263 --> 01:08:58,308 IS THAT BAD? 2078 01:08:58,395 --> 01:08:59,396 - WELL, THEN DON'T KISS ME. 2079 01:08:59,483 --> 01:09:00,484 - OH, NO, NO, I DIDN'T SAY 2080 01:09:00,571 --> 01:09:01,267 I DIDN'T WANT TO KISS YOU. 2081 01:09:01,354 --> 01:09:02,007 - I'M SO GROSS. 2082 01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:04,488 - OKAY, I DON'T WANT 2083 01:09:04,575 --> 01:09:05,228 TO KISS YOU. 2084 01:09:05,315 --> 01:09:06,185 I'M GONNA HURL. 2085 01:09:06,272 --> 01:09:07,752 - WAY TO KILL THE MOOD. 2086 01:09:07,839 --> 01:09:08,927 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 2087 01:09:09,014 --> 01:09:10,058 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 2088 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,234 - I'M GONNA BRUSH MY TEETH. 2089 01:09:11,321 --> 01:09:12,409 - OH, NO, IT'LL TAKE TOO LONG. 2090 01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:13,584 - HONEY, I GOT TO PEE. 2091 01:09:13,671 --> 01:09:14,454 - WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT 2092 01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:15,586 OF THAT BEFORE. 2093 01:09:15,673 --> 01:09:16,935 - DO YOU WANT ME TO PEE ON YOU? 2094 01:09:17,022 --> 01:09:18,241 - YEAH, NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 2095 01:09:18,328 --> 01:09:19,590 - SERIOUSLY, I GOT TO GO. 2096 01:09:19,677 --> 01:09:21,418 SEXY NOSE STRIPS BY THE WAY. 2097 01:09:21,505 --> 01:09:24,116 - HEY, I WEAR THESE THINGS 2098 01:09:24,203 --> 01:09:25,204 FOR YOU. 2099 01:09:42,090 --> 01:09:43,657 - HEY, ARE YOU STARTING 2100 01:09:43,744 --> 01:09:44,832 WITHOUT ME? 2101 01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:47,531 - IT'S MY TOOTHBRUSH, ASSHOLE. 2102 01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:51,012 - HEY, COME ON, HONEY. 2103 01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:52,100 I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL NIGHT. 2104 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:52,927 - WELL, YOU CAN WAIT A FEW 2105 01:09:53,014 --> 01:09:54,799 MORE MINUTES. 2106 01:09:54,886 --> 01:09:58,281 - I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SLEEP. 2107 01:09:58,368 --> 01:10:00,326 GOD HELP YOU IF I START READING 2108 01:10:00,413 --> 01:10:02,285 THIS BOOK AGAIN. 2109 01:10:02,372 --> 01:10:04,200 LINCOLN JUST FREED THE SLAVES. 2110 01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:05,157 IT'S STARTING TO GET GOOD. 2111 01:10:06,071 --> 01:10:06,898 - YOU READY? 2112 01:10:06,985 --> 01:10:07,725 - YEAH, I'M READY. 2113 01:10:07,812 --> 01:10:08,682 I'M READY. 2114 01:10:08,769 --> 01:10:09,466 I'M ABOUT TO SEND IN 2115 01:10:09,553 --> 01:10:14,993 A SEARCH PARTY. 2116 01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,647 WOW. 2117 01:10:16,734 --> 01:10:17,822 - I STASHED IT IN THE BATHROOM 2118 01:10:17,909 --> 01:10:19,650 LAST NIGHT. 2119 01:10:19,737 --> 01:10:20,651 - I FIGURED, YOU KNOW, SINCE 2120 01:10:20,738 --> 01:10:23,001 IT'S BEEN A WHILE... 2121 01:10:23,088 --> 01:10:24,742 - IT'S ABOUT TO GO A LOT FASTER 2122 01:10:24,829 --> 01:10:25,917 NOW. 2123 01:10:26,004 --> 01:10:27,005 - OOH, DON'T THREATEN ME WITH 2124 01:10:27,092 --> 01:10:27,919 A GOOD TIME. 2125 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:33,272 - OH, MY GOD. 2126 01:10:37,624 --> 01:10:38,364 HONEY? 2127 01:10:38,451 --> 01:10:39,931 - YEAH? 2128 01:10:40,018 --> 01:10:42,281 - I DEFINITELY WANT TO ADD 2129 01:10:42,368 --> 01:10:43,413 THIS TO OUR CHORE WHEEL. 2130 01:11:07,132 --> 01:11:09,047 - WE NEVER MADE IT TO YELLOW. 2131 01:11:09,134 --> 01:11:11,571 - HMM, NEXT TIME. 2132 01:11:11,658 --> 01:11:12,703 I MEAN, IF THERE'S A NEXT TIME. 2133 01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:13,878 NO PRESSURE. 2134 01:11:13,965 --> 01:11:16,359 - NO, NO, I'D LIKE THAT. 2135 01:11:16,446 --> 01:11:19,362 - GREAT, I LOOK FORWARD TO IT. 2136 01:11:19,449 --> 01:11:23,931 - ME TOO. 2137 01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:26,804 - I CAN'T FEEL MY FEET. 2138 01:11:26,891 --> 01:11:28,109 - I'M SORRY IF I'M SQUISHING 2139 01:11:28,196 --> 01:11:30,329 YOU OR ANYTHING. 2140 01:11:34,681 --> 01:11:35,421 - WHAT? 2141 01:11:35,508 --> 01:11:36,292 WHAT IS IT? 2142 01:11:36,379 --> 01:11:38,294 WHAT? 2143 01:11:38,381 --> 01:11:39,599 - THE CONDOM. 2144 01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:41,906 - DID IT BREAK? 2145 01:11:41,993 --> 01:11:42,907 - I DON'T KNOW. 2146 01:11:42,994 --> 01:11:44,038 IT'S NOT HERE. 2147 01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:45,301 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NOT HERE"? 2148 01:11:45,388 --> 01:11:48,260 - I--I MEAN, I THINK 2149 01:11:48,347 --> 01:11:49,392 IT FELL OFF. 2150 01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:50,915 - NO, NO-NO-NO, DON'T SAY THAT. 2151 01:11:51,002 --> 01:11:51,742 DON'T SAY THAT. 2152 01:11:51,829 --> 01:11:52,569 DON'T TELL ME. 2153 01:11:52,656 --> 01:11:53,396 DON'T SAY THAT. 2154 01:11:53,483 --> 01:11:54,266 - IT'S NOT HERE. 2155 01:11:54,353 --> 01:11:55,963 - FUCK. 2156 01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:56,790 - I'M SORRY. 2157 01:11:56,877 --> 01:11:57,922 I FELL ASLEEP. 2158 01:11:58,009 --> 01:11:59,184 - FUCK, FUCK, FUCK. 2159 01:11:59,271 --> 01:12:00,751 - DO YOU WANT ME TO, UH, 2160 01:12:00,838 --> 01:12:01,969 HELP YOU LOOK FOR IT? 2161 01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:02,970 - OH, THE BATHROOM? 2162 01:12:03,057 --> 01:12:03,928 - RIGHT THERE. 2163 01:12:04,015 --> 01:12:04,972 - OKAY. 2164 01:12:05,059 --> 01:12:05,886 - UH... 2165 01:12:05,973 --> 01:12:07,148 - OH, FUCK, FUCK. 2166 01:12:07,235 --> 01:12:09,760 - OH...UM... 2167 01:12:09,847 --> 01:12:11,979 IT... 2168 01:12:12,066 --> 01:12:15,287 WELL, IS IT IN THERE? 2169 01:12:15,374 --> 01:12:16,854 - FUCK. 2170 01:12:16,941 --> 01:12:17,768 - IS THAT A YES? 2171 01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:18,856 - IT'S SLIPPERY. 2172 01:12:18,943 --> 01:12:19,813 I CAN'T GET A HOLD OF IT. 2173 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:20,597 - OH, THAT IS NOT GOOD. 2174 01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:22,947 UM...UM... 2175 01:12:23,034 --> 01:12:23,774 DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU 2176 01:12:23,861 --> 01:12:26,951 SOME...TWEEZERS? 2177 01:12:27,038 --> 01:12:30,258 OR, UH... 2178 01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:40,617 OH, THIS IS BAD, ISN'T IT? 2179 01:12:40,704 --> 01:12:44,534 - IT'S NOT GOOD. 2180 01:12:44,621 --> 01:12:49,234 - ARE YOU ON THE PILL? 2181 01:12:49,321 --> 01:12:50,148 - IT'S REALLY HARD TO GET 2182 01:12:50,235 --> 01:12:51,062 PREGNANT. 2183 01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:52,063 - IT IS, ISN'T IT? 2184 01:12:52,150 --> 01:12:53,194 - I MEAN, REALLY HARD. 2185 01:12:53,281 --> 01:12:53,978 SOME PEOPLE, THEY TRY FOR YEARS, 2186 01:12:54,065 --> 01:12:54,935 AND THEY CAN'T. 2187 01:12:55,022 --> 01:12:55,762 - RIGHT, IT'S HARD. 2188 01:12:55,849 --> 01:12:56,415 - SO WHAT ARE THE CHANCES, 2189 01:12:56,502 --> 01:12:57,198 RIGHT? 2190 01:12:57,285 --> 01:12:58,025 - CLOSE TO NONE. 2191 01:12:58,112 --> 01:12:59,636 PROBABLY NONE. 2192 01:12:59,723 --> 01:13:02,073 - YEAH. 2193 01:13:04,902 --> 01:13:06,991 - YEAH. 2194 01:13:07,078 --> 01:13:07,818 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, I THINK 2195 01:13:07,905 --> 01:13:09,472 I BETTER GO. 2196 01:13:09,559 --> 01:13:10,560 - NO, NO, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T 2197 01:13:10,647 --> 01:13:11,517 HAVE TO. 2198 01:13:11,604 --> 01:13:12,475 - YEAH, I SHOULD GO. 2199 01:13:12,562 --> 01:13:13,998 IT'S LATE. 2200 01:13:14,085 --> 01:13:17,001 - WELL, OKAY. 2201 01:13:17,088 --> 01:13:18,176 - I HAD A REALLY, REALLY 2202 01:13:18,263 --> 01:13:19,482 GOOD TIME. 2203 01:13:19,569 --> 01:13:21,092 - YEAH, SO DID I. 2204 01:13:21,179 --> 01:13:22,093 - I'M REALLY SORRY I SCARED 2205 01:13:22,180 --> 01:13:23,268 YOU THAT WAY. 2206 01:13:23,355 --> 01:13:24,400 - NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T SCARE ME. 2207 01:13:24,487 --> 01:13:24,922 I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD APOLOGIZE 2208 01:13:25,009 --> 01:13:25,749 TO YOU. 2209 01:13:25,836 --> 01:13:26,750 I'M SORRY. 2210 01:13:26,837 --> 01:13:28,273 - IT'S FINE, HONESTLY. 2211 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:29,100 - BUT I MEAN-- 2212 01:13:29,187 --> 01:13:30,057 - NO, IT'S FINE. 2213 01:13:30,144 --> 01:13:30,971 NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND. 2214 01:13:31,058 --> 01:13:32,756 REALLY, IT'S FINE. 2215 01:13:32,843 --> 01:13:34,714 I'M SURE OF IT. 2216 01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:37,587 - OKAY. 2217 01:13:37,674 --> 01:13:38,936 - OKAY. 2218 01:13:39,023 --> 01:13:41,199 WELL... 2219 01:13:48,772 --> 01:13:49,512 BYE. 2220 01:13:52,297 --> 01:13:54,299 - BYE. 2221 01:14:04,135 --> 01:14:07,704 - HMM, YOU STILL WANT TO? 2222 01:14:09,357 --> 01:14:13,405 - SHH, GO BACK TO SLEEP. 2223 01:14:13,492 --> 01:14:14,232 - COME ON. 2224 01:14:14,319 --> 01:14:15,494 WE CAN. 2225 01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:17,583 LET'S TRY IT. 2226 01:14:17,670 --> 01:14:20,456 GENTLY, HUH? 2227 01:14:20,543 --> 01:14:21,413 - BABY, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE 2228 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:22,240 YOU DO THIS. 2229 01:14:22,327 --> 01:14:25,286 - NO, I WANT TO. 2230 01:14:25,373 --> 01:14:28,246 IF IT HURTS, WE'LL STOP. 2231 01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:29,203 OKAY? 2232 01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:30,466 - I'LL GET A CONDOM. 2233 01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,250 - NO, YOU DON'T NEED ONE. 2234 01:14:32,337 --> 01:14:33,251 I'M BREAST-FEEDING. 2235 01:14:33,338 --> 01:14:35,122 I CAN'T GET PREGNANT. 2236 01:14:35,209 --> 01:14:35,949 - YOU CAN'T? 2237 01:14:36,036 --> 01:14:37,429 - YEAH. 2238 01:14:46,177 --> 01:14:48,266 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, NO, NO, NO. 2239 01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:49,746 WE CAN'T DO THAT. 2240 01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:50,703 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD 2241 01:14:50,790 --> 01:14:52,009 OF AN AIR EMBOLISM? 2242 01:14:52,096 --> 01:14:52,923 - WHAT? 2243 01:14:53,010 --> 01:14:54,446 - AN AIR EMBOLISM. 2244 01:14:54,533 --> 01:14:55,578 IF AIR GETS TRAPPED IN THE 2245 01:14:55,665 --> 01:14:56,970 BLOOD VESSELS, I COULD DIE. 2246 01:14:57,057 --> 01:14:58,058 - BUT THAT'S, LIKE, JUST FOR 2247 01:14:58,145 --> 01:15:00,452 THE FIRST FEW DAYS, RIGHT? 2248 01:15:00,539 --> 01:15:01,279 - DO YOU REALLY WANT 2249 01:15:01,366 --> 01:15:02,106 TO TEST IT? 2250 01:15:04,195 --> 01:15:05,762 - COME ON, GET BACK UP HERE. 2251 01:15:05,849 --> 01:15:09,461 - WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S-- 2252 01:15:09,548 --> 01:15:10,462 - WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2253 01:15:12,856 --> 01:15:14,814 - YEAH. 2254 01:15:14,901 --> 01:15:15,772 - I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY 2255 01:15:15,859 --> 01:15:16,599 WANT TO WAIT. 2256 01:15:16,686 --> 01:15:17,600 - WHY? 2257 01:15:17,687 --> 01:15:19,558 - UNTIL YOU'RE READY. 2258 01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:20,516 - WELL, I'M NEVER GONNA BE 2259 01:15:20,603 --> 01:15:21,821 READY. 2260 01:15:21,908 --> 01:15:23,954 - OH. 2261 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:26,304 - LOOK, HONEY, THIS ISN'T 2262 01:15:26,391 --> 01:15:27,479 SO MUCH ABOUT ME NEEDING 2263 01:15:27,566 --> 01:15:28,306 TO HEAL, OKAY. 2264 01:15:28,393 --> 01:15:30,700 I--I JUST... 2265 01:15:31,918 --> 01:15:32,789 WHEN I LOOK AT WHAT THIS DID 2266 01:15:32,876 --> 01:15:34,573 TO MY BODY AND MY MIND 2267 01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:37,707 AND MY SANITY, I JUST KIND OF... 2268 01:15:37,794 --> 01:15:38,795 I DON'T KNOW. 2269 01:15:38,882 --> 01:15:39,970 I'M FREAKING OUT A LITTLE, 2270 01:15:40,057 --> 01:15:42,886 YOU KNOW? 2271 01:15:42,973 --> 01:15:43,713 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT 2272 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,323 THEY SAY. 2273 01:15:45,410 --> 01:15:47,630 - WHAT DO THEY SAY? 2274 01:15:47,717 --> 01:15:48,500 - GOT TO GET BACK UP 2275 01:15:48,587 --> 01:15:49,893 ON THAT HORSE. 2276 01:15:49,980 --> 01:15:52,852 - OH, REALLY, HORSE? 2277 01:15:52,939 --> 01:15:55,159 - THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. 2278 01:15:55,246 --> 01:15:56,377 - YOU THINK YOU'RE MAYBE 2279 01:15:56,464 --> 01:15:58,336 FLATTERING YOURSELF A LITTLE? 2280 01:15:58,423 --> 01:15:59,511 - IT'S WHAT THEY SAY. 2281 01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:02,079 I'M JUST--I'M JUST REPEATING. 2282 01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:05,822 - OKAY. 2283 01:16:05,909 --> 01:16:07,345 NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, THOUGH. 2284 01:16:07,432 --> 01:16:08,476 IF WE DON'T DO IT NOW, 2285 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,652 IT'S JUST GONNA BE TWICE AS HARD 2286 01:16:09,739 --> 01:16:10,522 TOMORROW. 2287 01:16:10,609 --> 01:16:11,610 - YEAH. 2288 01:16:11,697 --> 01:16:12,916 THINK ABOUT IT IN A WEEK. 2289 01:16:14,265 --> 01:16:15,179 - IT'LL BE BRUTAL. 2290 01:16:17,181 --> 01:16:21,228 OKAY, COME HERE, COME HERE. 2291 01:16:26,103 --> 01:16:26,843 HEY, BABY? 2292 01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:28,627 - YEAH? 2293 01:16:28,714 --> 01:16:29,759 - THANKS FOR LOVING ME 2294 01:16:29,846 --> 01:16:34,111 EVEN THOUGH I'M FALLING APART. 2295 01:16:34,198 --> 01:16:35,242 - I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER LOVED 2296 01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:36,766 YOU MORE THAN RIGHT NOW... 2297 01:16:36,853 --> 01:16:37,680 - OOH. 2298 01:16:37,767 --> 01:16:40,117 - IN THIS MOMENT. 2299 01:16:40,204 --> 01:16:41,248 - REALLY? 2300 01:16:41,335 --> 01:16:43,076 - YEAH. 2301 01:16:43,163 --> 01:16:45,165 - AWW. 2302 01:17:03,662 --> 01:17:05,751 - ♪ HE DOESN'T KNOW ♪ 2303 01:17:05,838 --> 01:17:11,104 ♪ ANY BETTER ♪ 2304 01:17:11,191 --> 01:17:12,236 - ARE YOU GONNA MISS EATING 2305 01:17:12,323 --> 01:17:13,585 MEAT? 2306 01:17:13,672 --> 01:17:16,980 - NO, NOT AT ALL. 2307 01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:26,729 ARE YOU OKAY? 2308 01:17:26,816 --> 01:17:28,600 BABY, DOES IT STILL HURT? 2309 01:17:28,687 --> 01:17:31,429 - IT'S NOT THAT. 2310 01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:34,911 THAT'S NOT WHY I'M CRYING. 2311 01:17:34,998 --> 01:17:38,915 - WHAT IS IT? 2312 01:17:39,002 --> 01:17:42,832 - NO, I'M JUST--I'M HAPPY. 2313 01:17:42,919 --> 01:17:44,529 - YOU DON'T LOOK HAPPY. 2314 01:17:44,616 --> 01:17:47,445 - I AM. 2315 01:17:47,532 --> 01:17:50,709 J.T., I'M--I'M NOT DELUSIONAL. 2316 01:17:50,796 --> 01:17:51,623 I KNOW WE'RE NOT GONNA GET 2317 01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:53,277 MARRIED ONE DAY. 2318 01:17:53,364 --> 01:17:54,626 WE HAVE OUR WHOLE LIVES AHEAD 2319 01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:55,758 OF US. 2320 01:17:55,845 --> 01:17:57,760 AND LIFE, COLLEGE, 2321 01:17:57,847 --> 01:17:58,848 AND EVERYTHING THAT'S GONNA 2322 01:17:58,935 --> 01:17:59,979 PULL US APART. 2323 01:18:00,066 --> 01:18:00,850 - HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 2324 01:18:00,937 --> 01:18:03,330 - NO, I KNOW THAT. 2325 01:18:03,417 --> 01:18:04,288 I KNOW THAT AS MUCH AS 2326 01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:05,202 I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA EAT 2327 01:18:05,289 --> 01:18:05,942 ANOTHER HAMBURGER. 2328 01:18:06,029 --> 01:18:06,769 - I'M NOT. 2329 01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:07,683 OKAY, I SWEAR. 2330 01:18:07,770 --> 01:18:11,121 - BABY, IT'S FINE. 2331 01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:14,777 ALL I'M SAYING IS... 2332 01:18:14,864 --> 01:18:18,868 I'M GLAD THIS WAS WITH YOU. 2333 01:18:18,955 --> 01:18:19,782 - TRACEY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 2334 01:18:19,869 --> 01:18:20,870 ABOUT? 2335 01:18:20,957 --> 01:18:21,653 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE STARTING 2336 01:18:21,740 --> 01:18:22,959 TO SCARE ME. 2337 01:18:23,046 --> 01:18:26,963 - JUST PROMISE ME 2338 01:18:27,050 --> 01:18:28,878 THAT WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED TO 2339 01:18:28,965 --> 01:18:32,751 SOME LUCKY WOMAN WHO ISN'T ME, 2340 01:18:32,838 --> 01:18:36,320 AND YOU HAVE THREE KIDS, 2341 01:18:36,407 --> 01:18:42,195 BIG HOUSE, CAR, AND A GREAT JOB, 2342 01:18:42,282 --> 01:18:46,765 I NEED... 2343 01:18:46,852 --> 01:18:48,201 JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL THINK 2344 01:18:48,288 --> 01:18:50,987 ABOUT ME ONCE IN A WHILE. 2345 01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:54,555 - BABY, I'M GONNA BE WITH YOU. 2346 01:18:54,642 --> 01:18:55,992 - WHAT'S MY HUSBAND GONNA THINK 2347 01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:58,516 ABOUT THAT? 2348 01:18:58,603 --> 01:18:59,735 - SHUT UP, OKAY? 2349 01:18:59,822 --> 01:19:02,389 YOU'RE JUST BEING STUPID. 2350 01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:05,741 COME HERE. 2351 01:19:05,828 --> 01:19:08,178 - ♪ HE DOESN'T FEEL ♪ 2352 01:19:08,265 --> 01:19:13,749 ♪ MUCH LIKE HANGING OUT ♪ 2353 01:19:13,836 --> 01:19:16,273 ♪ HE DOESN'T EVEN ♪ 2354 01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:18,231 ♪ THINK TO CALL HER ♪ 2355 01:19:18,318 --> 01:19:20,016 - I'M SORRY THAT THIS WASN'T 2356 01:19:20,103 --> 01:19:22,018 AS ROMANTIC AS YOUR CHILDHOOD 2357 01:19:22,105 --> 01:19:24,194 DREAM. 2358 01:19:24,281 --> 01:19:26,370 - NO, THIS IS BETTER 2359 01:19:26,457 --> 01:19:28,720 'CAUSE YOU'RE HERE. 2360 01:19:28,807 --> 01:19:30,548 - BABY. 2361 01:19:30,635 --> 01:19:35,727 I LOVE YOU. 2362 01:19:35,814 --> 01:19:37,381 REALLY, THAT'S THE FACE YOU MAKE 2363 01:19:37,468 --> 01:19:38,382 WHEN I SAY THAT? 2364 01:19:38,469 --> 01:19:40,210 - NO, NO, I'M LEAKING. 2365 01:19:40,297 --> 01:19:41,820 - OH, NO, THAT'S NORMAL. 2366 01:19:41,907 --> 01:19:43,430 ALL WE NEED IS ONE 2367 01:19:43,517 --> 01:19:46,259 MOTIVATED SPERM. 2368 01:19:46,346 --> 01:19:47,565 IT'S GOOD. 2369 01:19:47,652 --> 01:19:48,740 - MEN ARE MESSY. 2370 01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:51,569 I DON'T KNOW HOW WOMEN DO IT. 2371 01:19:51,656 --> 01:19:54,441 - 15 MORE MINUTES, OKAY? 2372 01:19:54,528 --> 01:19:56,530 - OKAY. 2373 01:19:58,532 --> 01:20:01,448 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SAM? 2374 01:20:01,535 --> 01:20:02,754 - FOR A BOY OR A GIRL? 2375 01:20:02,841 --> 01:20:06,236 - EITHER, SAMANTHA OR SAMUEL. 2376 01:20:06,323 --> 01:20:08,891 - MMM, I DON'T THINK SO. 2377 01:20:08,978 --> 01:20:10,849 MY TOP THREE BOY NAMES ARE 2378 01:20:10,936 --> 01:20:16,159 BRANDON, STUART, AND GREGORY. 2379 01:20:16,246 --> 01:20:18,857 - WELL, SAMUEL'S IN MY TOP 2380 01:20:18,944 --> 01:20:19,815 THREE. 2381 01:20:19,902 --> 01:20:21,512 - NAH, I DON'T THINK SO. 2382 01:20:21,599 --> 01:20:22,861 - WHAT GIVES YOU A SAY IN 2383 01:20:22,948 --> 01:20:24,776 MY TOP THREE? 2384 01:20:24,863 --> 01:20:27,083 - TASTE. 2385 01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:29,912 - OKAY, BABY. 2386 01:20:29,999 --> 01:20:33,872 WHAT ABOUT GIRLS? 2387 01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:41,271 SO, MOM, DAD... 2388 01:20:41,358 --> 01:20:45,928 I WANTED YOU BOTH TO KNOW THAT 2389 01:20:46,015 --> 01:20:48,800 I'M PREGNANT. 2390 01:20:48,887 --> 01:20:49,801 - PREGNANT, HOW? 2391 01:20:49,888 --> 01:20:50,628 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD 2392 01:20:50,715 --> 01:20:52,499 A BOYFRIEND. 2393 01:20:52,586 --> 01:20:54,110 - WELL, ACTUALLY, I WENT TO 2394 01:20:54,197 --> 01:20:57,809 A FERTILITY CLINIC, AND I GOT 2395 01:20:57,896 --> 01:20:59,942 ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED. 2396 01:21:00,029 --> 01:21:03,032 - THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING. 2397 01:21:03,119 --> 01:21:04,163 THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING. 2398 01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:06,513 I AM RELIGIOUS ABOUT THAT PILL. 2399 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,820 I MEAN, I AM A BIRTH CONTROL 2400 01:21:08,907 --> 01:21:09,647 JUNKIE. 2401 01:21:13,216 --> 01:21:14,391 THAT'S A NICE TRY. 2402 01:21:14,478 --> 01:21:16,219 AH, THAT'S FUNNY. 2403 01:21:16,306 --> 01:21:17,829 - SUSAN SAID THAT WHEN SHE 2404 01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:19,004 GAVE BIRTH, THE DOCTOR TOLD HER 2405 01:21:19,091 --> 01:21:20,527 TO PUSH SO HARD, SHE-- 2406 01:21:20,614 --> 01:21:22,312 SHE JUST TOOK A GIANT SHIT 2407 01:21:22,399 --> 01:21:23,182 ALL OVER THE DELIVERY ROOM 2408 01:21:23,269 --> 01:21:24,009 TABLE. 2409 01:21:24,096 --> 01:21:24,880 - REALLY? 2410 01:21:24,967 --> 01:21:25,706 - YEAH. 2411 01:21:25,793 --> 01:21:26,838 - OH-HO-HO-HO. 2412 01:21:26,925 --> 01:21:27,708 - THROUGHOUT MY ENTIRE FRESHMAN 2413 01:21:27,795 --> 01:21:28,840 YEAR AT COLLEGE... 2414 01:21:28,927 --> 01:21:31,234 DIDN'T MEAN I WAS PREGNANT. 2415 01:21:31,321 --> 01:21:33,932 - WHAT IS THAT? 2416 01:21:34,019 --> 01:21:36,935 - IT'S A TUMOR. 2417 01:21:37,022 --> 01:21:37,849 - NO, IT'S NOT. 2418 01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:39,503 - I KNOW IT'S NOT. 2419 01:21:39,590 --> 01:21:40,765 - IS THAT BLUE? 2420 01:21:40,852 --> 01:21:41,940 - NO, IT'S NOT BLUE. 2421 01:21:42,027 --> 01:21:43,028 IT'S NOT EVEN A SHADE OF BLUE. 2422 01:21:43,115 --> 01:21:45,030 IT'S MORE LIKE A LAVENDER. 2423 01:21:45,117 --> 01:21:46,336 - BUT IS IT MORE BLUE THAN RED? 2424 01:21:46,423 --> 01:21:48,164 - YES, IT'S MORE BLUE THAN RED. 2425 01:21:48,251 --> 01:21:50,688 - SHIT. 2426 01:21:50,775 --> 01:21:52,342 - I DON'T KNOW YOUR MIDDLE NAME 2427 01:21:52,429 --> 01:21:53,778 OR YOUR FAVORITE FOOD 2428 01:21:53,865 --> 01:21:55,258 OR YOUR FAVORITE BOOK. 2429 01:21:55,345 --> 01:21:56,346 I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF 2430 01:21:56,433 --> 01:21:57,695 TOOTHPASTE YOU USE. 2431 01:21:57,782 --> 01:21:58,914 OR DO YOU SURF? 2432 01:21:59,001 --> 01:22:00,089 'CAUSE YOU--YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE 2433 01:22:00,176 --> 01:22:01,786 A SURFER, AND I'M NOT. 2434 01:22:01,873 --> 01:22:03,396 - OKAY, YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT 2435 01:22:03,483 --> 01:22:04,702 FOLLOWING ME. 2436 01:22:04,789 --> 01:22:06,269 I AM PREGNANT. 2437 01:22:06,356 --> 01:22:07,966 WE ARE PREGNANT. 2438 01:22:08,053 --> 01:22:11,535 HOLY SHIT, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 2439 01:22:11,622 --> 01:22:12,536 - MAYBE WE SHOULD WATCH 2440 01:22:12,623 --> 01:22:14,538 THE TAPE AND FIND OUT. 2441 01:22:14,625 --> 01:22:15,713 - GWEN. 2442 01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:16,670 GWEN, TELL ME 2443 01:22:16,757 --> 01:22:18,194 YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP. 2444 01:22:18,281 --> 01:22:19,369 - THAT'S RIGHT! 2445 01:22:19,456 --> 01:22:20,761 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 2446 01:22:20,848 --> 01:22:23,199 - YEAH! 2447 01:22:23,286 --> 01:22:24,461 - NAILED IT! 2448 01:22:24,548 --> 01:22:26,637 AHH, HA-HA! 2449 01:22:33,165 --> 01:22:34,427 - UH, ALL RIGHT. 2450 01:22:34,514 --> 01:22:35,646 DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR 2451 01:22:35,733 --> 01:22:38,649 ART PROJECTS HOME. 2452 01:22:47,310 --> 01:22:50,617 - YAY! 2453 01:22:50,704 --> 01:22:51,749 - MOM, WHERE DO BABIES 2454 01:22:51,836 --> 01:22:53,577 COME FROM? 2455 01:22:53,664 --> 01:22:54,621 - ♪ MORNING BREAKS ♪ 2456 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:55,927 ♪ WITH A SHATTER ♪ 2457 01:22:56,014 --> 01:22:56,667 ♪ AS WE PUT IT BACK TOGETHER ♪ 2458 01:22:56,754 --> 01:22:57,755 - CAREFUL, GUYS. 2459 01:22:57,842 --> 01:22:58,930 - ♪ PIECE BY PIECE ♪ 2460 01:22:59,017 --> 01:23:01,933 ♪ WE'RE SIDE BY SIDE ♪ 2461 01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:03,152 ♪ IT'S THE LAST PLACE ♪ 2462 01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:04,805 ♪ THE NIGHT LEFT US ♪ 2463 01:23:04,892 --> 01:23:06,024 ♪ WHEN WE FELL ASLEEP ♪ 2464 01:23:06,111 --> 01:23:08,940 ♪ IN ITS ARMS ♪ 2465 01:23:09,027 --> 01:23:10,028 ♪ AND LIKE YOU ♪ 2466 01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:10,942 ♪ I'M LOST AND LONELY ♪ 2467 01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:12,248 ♪ WE EMBRACED ♪ 2468 01:23:12,335 --> 01:23:13,945 ♪ YES, YOU AND I ♪ 2469 01:23:14,032 --> 01:23:17,166 - I THINK BABIES COME FROM... 2470 01:23:21,170 --> 01:23:23,824 - I THINK BABIES COME FROM 2471 01:23:23,911 --> 01:23:25,609 THE SKY. 2472 01:23:25,696 --> 01:23:27,089 - I KNOW WHERE BABIES COME 2473 01:23:27,176 --> 01:23:32,268 FROM, AND IT'S MOMMY'S VAGINA. 2474 01:23:32,355 --> 01:23:34,705 - I THINK BABIES COME FROM... 2475 01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:39,971 VAGINAS. 2476 01:23:40,058 --> 01:23:40,972 - WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME 2477 01:23:41,059 --> 01:23:41,973 THAT QUESTION? 2478 01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:43,105 MAYBE THEY COME FROM-- 2479 01:23:43,192 --> 01:23:45,629 I DON'T KNOW--LIKE, AN EGG? 2480 01:23:45,716 --> 01:23:47,283 - I THINK BABIES COME FROM 2481 01:23:47,370 --> 01:23:48,980 MOMMY'S STOMACH. 2482 01:23:49,067 --> 01:23:51,548 I THINK THEY JUST APPEAR. 2483 01:23:51,635 --> 01:23:53,158 THEY JUST GROW. 2484 01:23:53,245 --> 01:23:54,812 - THEY CUT THE BELLY, 2485 01:23:54,899 --> 01:23:57,728 AND THEN THEY TAKE THE BABY OUT. 2486 01:23:57,815 --> 01:24:01,514 AND THEN IT STARTS TO BE 2487 01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:02,994 A BROTHER. 2488 01:24:03,081 --> 01:24:04,126 - I THINK GOD PUTS THEM IN 2489 01:24:04,213 --> 01:24:05,562 A MOMMY'S TUMMY. 2490 01:24:05,649 --> 01:24:07,303 AND THEN THEY JUST SWIM AROUND 2491 01:24:07,390 --> 01:24:09,087 IN THE WATER THAT SHE'S DRUNK. 2492 01:24:09,174 --> 01:24:11,220 - SO FIRST THE BABY IS IN 2493 01:24:11,307 --> 01:24:12,699 THE MOMMY'S BELLY. 2494 01:24:12,786 --> 01:24:13,744 THEN SHE HAS TO GO TO 2495 01:24:13,831 --> 01:24:14,832 THE BATHROOM. 2496 01:24:14,919 --> 01:24:17,008 SHE POOPS THE BABY OUT, 2497 01:24:17,095 --> 01:24:20,403 AND THAT'S WHY WE ALWAYS STINK. 2498 01:24:22,448 --> 01:24:24,363 - THE DOCTOR OPENS UP 2499 01:24:24,450 --> 01:24:27,192 THE ZIPPER, AND THEN THEIR BABY 2500 01:24:27,279 --> 01:24:28,280 COMES OUT, AND THEN 2501 01:24:28,367 --> 01:24:30,500 THEY SEW IT BACK TOGETHER. 2502 01:24:30,587 --> 01:24:31,414 - AND THEN WHEN THE BABY'S 2503 01:24:31,501 --> 01:24:32,589 TIRED OF SWIMMING, 2504 01:24:32,676 --> 01:24:34,721 THE DOCTOR JUST TICKLES THE 2505 01:24:34,808 --> 01:24:37,028 MOMMY AS MUCH AS HE CAN UNTIL 2506 01:24:37,115 --> 01:24:39,117 THE BABY JUST POPS RIGHT OUT. 2507 01:24:39,204 --> 01:24:40,858 - I SAW ON THE COMPUTER 2508 01:24:40,945 --> 01:24:42,686 A DOG HAVING A BABY. 2509 01:24:42,773 --> 01:24:45,558 AND--AND IT DOESN'T COME OUT 2510 01:24:45,645 --> 01:24:46,864 THE DOOKIE HOLE. 2511 01:24:46,951 --> 01:24:48,039 I THINK IT COMES OUT OF 2512 01:24:48,126 --> 01:24:49,171 ANOTHER HOLE. 2513 01:24:49,258 --> 01:24:51,042 AND--AND IT'S LIKE POO, 2514 01:24:51,129 --> 01:24:52,870 LIKE, UH! 2515 01:24:52,957 --> 01:24:55,394 ARR! 2516 01:24:55,481 --> 01:24:58,571 - THEY HAVE SEX. 2517 01:24:58,658 --> 01:25:02,706 THAT MEANS THAT THEY MAKE OUT... 2518 01:25:02,793 --> 01:25:04,273 NUDE. 2519 01:25:07,841 --> 01:25:12,237 - OUT OF THE BOOBY BOOBY, 2520 01:25:12,324 --> 01:25:14,935 HEE-YOW! 2521 01:25:15,022 --> 01:25:15,893 - WHY ARE YOU TAKING A-- 2522 01:25:15,980 --> 01:25:16,894 - WHO'S BIGGER THAN US? 2523 01:25:16,981 --> 01:25:17,634 - WHEN ARE YOU TAKING 2524 01:25:17,721 --> 01:25:18,635 THE PICTURE? 2525 01:25:18,722 --> 01:25:19,897 - AND--AND WE'RE NOT, 2526 01:25:19,984 --> 01:25:21,028 AND WE'RE NOT... 2527 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:21,812 - WHEN ARE GONNA TAKE THE-- 2528 01:25:21,899 --> 01:25:22,943 - A BABY ANYMORE 2529 01:25:23,030 --> 01:25:26,382 BECAUSE WE'RE BIG, BIG BOYS. 2530 01:25:26,469 --> 01:25:27,557 SEE? 2531 01:25:27,644 --> 01:25:28,384 - MARK. 2532 01:25:28,471 --> 01:25:29,254 I'LL HOLD THIS. 2533 01:25:29,341 --> 01:25:30,125 I'LL HOLD THIS. 2534 01:25:30,212 --> 01:25:31,256 I'LL HOLD IT. 2535 01:25:31,343 --> 01:25:32,039 I'M JUST GONNA PUT IT RIGHT HERE 2536 01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:32,779 SO WE CAN-- 2537 01:25:33,954 --> 01:25:36,740 - ♪ SHINING STARS ♪ 2538 01:25:36,827 --> 01:25:40,744 ♪ WELL, I KNOW THEY ARE ♪ 2539 01:25:40,831 --> 01:25:42,572 ♪ SHINING IN YOUR EYES ♪ 2540 01:25:42,659 --> 01:25:43,834 ♪ YOU HOLD THEM WITH GRACE ♪ 2541 01:25:43,921 --> 01:25:46,750 ♪ AND ELEGANCE AND SWEET POISE ♪ 2542 01:25:46,837 --> 01:25:49,622 ♪ NOW THAT I KNOW THOSE ♪ 2543 01:25:49,709 --> 01:25:52,625 ♪ SHINING STARS ♪ 2544 01:25:52,712 --> 01:25:57,108 ♪ WELL, I KNOW THEY ARE ♪ 2545 01:25:57,195 --> 01:25:58,936 ♪ SHINING IN YOUR EYES ♪ 2546 01:25:59,023 --> 01:26:02,244 ♪ GIRL, I CAN SEE ♪ 2547 01:26:02,331 --> 01:26:04,333 ♪ OOH, BABY, I CAN SEE ♪ 2548 01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:06,248 ♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪ 2549 01:26:06,335 --> 01:26:08,337 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 2550 01:26:08,424 --> 01:26:10,121 ♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪ 2551 01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:12,036 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 2552 01:26:12,123 --> 01:26:14,343 ♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪ 2553 01:26:14,430 --> 01:26:16,040 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 2554 01:26:16,127 --> 01:26:18,608 ♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪ 2555 01:26:18,695 --> 01:26:20,131 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 2556 01:26:20,218 --> 01:26:22,438 ♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪ 2557 01:26:22,525 --> 01:26:24,135 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 2558 01:26:24,222 --> 01:26:26,529 ♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪ 2559 01:26:26,616 --> 01:26:28,226 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 2560 01:26:28,313 --> 01:26:30,533 ♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪ 2561 01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:32,274 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 2562 01:26:32,361 --> 01:26:34,624 ♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪ 2563 01:26:34,711 --> 01:26:36,365 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 2564 01:26:36,452 --> 01:26:38,715 ♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪ 2565 01:26:38,802 --> 01:26:40,238 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 2566 01:26:40,325 --> 01:26:43,372 ♪ OH, OH-OH, OH, OH ♪ 2567 01:26:43,459 --> 01:26:47,811 ♪ OOH, SAID, BABY, I CAN SEE ♪ 2568 01:26:47,898 --> 01:26:50,901 ♪ OOH, BABY, I CAN SEE ♪